Surprise ahead-of-schedule episode! Adam and Blake get right down to it and dive into Amazon's shameful new holiday catalog. Then Adam tells us about his Chicago trip AKA bright lights, Big Walgreens. There he discovers the most amazing Groot/Wolverine mashup action figure, but forget it Jake, it's a Chinatown Knockoff.

It's also McDonald's 40th and you know what that means: insane half-articulated Power Rangers toys. PATHETIC.

The big to-do in this ep is Blake's early birthday present, Mezco's One:12 Collective Sovereign Knight Batman. Boy is this guy a trip. But what dark secret do his pants hide? Listen to find out!

Also: Mondo exclusives, Marvel Legends Emma Frost, Bye-Bye to Da Grunt, and BLAKE FINALLY FINISHED HIS CUSTOM CATWOMAN! Kustomizer's Korner ahoy!

Music by More of That - moreofthat.bandcamp.com

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