Rich and Josh discuss self-defence, feet fish, banning straws, running late, taking your clothes off, uncomfortable silences, chests out, cutting the small talk, robot masseuses, the process of bulking, lifting benches, no time for chitchat, the closest hole, paronychia, just smashing it, low levels of risk, being too polite, not hearing you scream, great looks, taking some responsibility, fashion corner, sympathy beans, being a shuffle-man, Mr. Gains, waiting for Neil, Polkaroo, lids on cribs, nice wheels, falling into waffles, chiming away in the background, wedding presents, and Neil Young's Chrome Dreams II.

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