— If you participate in online public life, you cannot entirely avoid the Internet of Beefs. It is too big, too ubiquitous, and too widely distributed and connected across platforms. To continue operating in public spaces without being drawn into the conflict, you have to build an arsenal of passive-aggressive behaviors like subtweeting, ghosting, blocking, and muting — all while ignoring beef-only thinkers calling you out furiously as dishonorable and cowardly, and trying to bait you into active aggression.

— Zadivljuje me bogatstvo srpskog jezika. Nakon “brnjičara” — kako oni koji se kategorički protive nošenju maski nazivaju one koji ih nose — pre par dana saznao sam za “globusare”, fantastičnu izvedenicu koju “ravnozemljaši” — predivne li složenice — koriste da opišu ostatak svog ravnog sveta. Lepe reči za ružnu stvarnost: srpski ratovi kultura žestoki su bar koliko i američki, sa kojima imaju previše dodirnih tačaka.