Well folks, this is it. The final episode of 3am in the Afternoon is here, and it is a doozy. We pulled out all the stops for this one: the longest ever episode, with a live audience, and getting kicked out for an econ final. What more could you ask for?

Thanks for all your support as we journeyed through this year together. It's been real, and we hope you enjoy this final ride.

- Nathan & Ryan

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EPISODE 50 TIMESTAMPS

(01:48) - Intro Song

(01:57) - Final Finals Week

(07:02) - Doctor of Neuroscience

(09:36) - Slight Change of Scenery

(11:16) - Restroom Descent

(14:37) - Doctoral Ceremony

(18:19) - Mother's Day

(21:31) - Website Woes

(24:11) - Meeting New People

(27:52) - Two Podcast Names and a Lie

(37:47) - Graduation Probabilities

(45:55) - Q&A

(53:48) - Room Temp Salmon

(54:37) - Live Outro

(55:32) - Big Breakfast Boys

(1:00:04) - Final Updates

(1:09:12) - Honors Ceremony

(1:25:34) - Senior Dinner

(1:30:20) - Graduation

(1:54:21) - Mike's Way

(2:00:53) - Post Grad

(2:03:36) - Grip Strength

(2:10:48) - Midwestern Goodbye

(2:22:10) - Outro Song

Stay tuned to the end for the big reveal! This week, the Lanky Boys are out here playing games and dialoguing with their Chancellor. Nathan goes on his third rodeo and notices a trend at McDonalds, while Ryan pursues a career in architecture and pushes himself to the limit at Texas Roadhouse.
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EPISODE 49 TIMESTAMPS
(00:00) - The Next Picasso
(02:15) - Back with Loved Ones
(03:31) - Dialoguing with Chancellor Green
(15:28) - Walking to Omaha
(18:40) - My Third Rodeo
(21:45) - McDonald's and TikToks
(27:09) - Fixing Color Blindness
(29:59) - Playing Checkers
(36:18) - Playing with Our Hearts
(41:44) - Doctor of Pain
(43:35) - Zoomers, Am I Right?
(47:12) - Striving for Excellence at Texas Roadhouse
(49:48) - Juggling for 13 Miles
(57:53) - Granting Land
(59:19) - Marshmallow Architect
(1:07:23) - Tillin' and Chillin'
(1:12:06) - A Big Announcement
(1:16:02) - This Could Go Poorly

Welcome to the World's Best Podcast. It was Nathan's birthday last week, and he partied so hard he picked up a new addiction. Ryan took the blue pill and entered into the simulation. The high-end, low-cast purse simulation to be specific. The Lanky Boys also discuss graduation events and fence accidents, all while it's still light outside.
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(00:00) - Addicted to Trash

(02:59) - Intro Song

(03:09) - World's Best Podcast

(06:37) - In a Simulation

(21:37) - Graduation Festival

(27:25) - Happy Birthday Nick!

(41:39) - Leading with Humility

(46:51) - Another Awards Show

(51:10) - Harmonica Rising

(53:06) - Double Fault

(57:32) - Don't Fence Me In

(1:00:48) - Outro

(1:01:14) - Still Light Out

To help support the podcast, consider naming your next son Lankyboy. This week was a big week for Ryan as he went on tour giving of himself. His visiting the Transcontinental Railroad is very cathartic for Nathan, who has some related childhood trauma. In addition to working through that, Nathan enjoys some world-famous bubble chicken and witnesses history with the launch of SpaceX's Starship, which was a success. Like seriously, it was a success.
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EPISODE 47 TIMESTAMPS
(0:00) - Nose Thoughts, Head Empty
(2:41) - Back in the Diamond Factory
(3:45) - Wild Times in Jury Duty
(13:02) - Mr. Statewide
(18:53) - Train Nerd in Music Class
(21:42) - Reviewing Rotund Herbie
(29:03) - Starships (Are Meant to Fly)
(35:22) - Gym Hrat Hruby
(40:50) - Bible in a Year
(46:38) - Running into People
(51:01) - Bubble Chicken
(55:28) - French Fry Incompatibility
(1:01:05) - Silk from France
(1:04:18) - Chairquake

Turn off the lights, get your blankets out, 'cause this episode will put you right to sleep (hopefully). This week, Nathan went back to Kansas City to watch his niece come into the Church while in the church. Back in Lincoln, Ryan threw a birthday party for some friends (or at least that's what he said) and began the hunt for an elusive on-time birthday present.

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(00:00) - Eco Friendly Podcast

(02:16) - Intro Song

(02:25) - In the Church

(08:26) - Apple Slices

(14:14) - Wireless Blessings

(15:26) - Made in KC

(18:40) - Leaning into Sleeping

(28:03) - Birthday Parties

(36:23) - Tennis

(39:15) - Whiplash

(44:22) - Chicken Soup for the Soul

(51:52) - Senior Inflammation

(54:45) - Outro

(55:21) - Rocket Science

Happy Spring in Paris to those who celebrate! Crack open some chips and spicy mustard for a good time. This week, Nathan reminisces on his time in the peasant village, while Ryan tries to figure out what to do with all that money. Mo' money, mo' problems as they say, but Ryan's been mitigating by stoically removing himself from obligations. Meanwhile, Nathan's been going crazy a lot lately, but hey, it's probably just allergies.

(00:00) - DJPenney

(03:47) - Intro Song

(03:57) - Golf Ball Hunt

(07:38) - Nacho Cheese Vigil

(22:12) - Executive Transition

(24:37) - End of an Era

(37:15) - Pronunciation Elicitation

(45:05) - Gastrophilanthropy

(50:40) - Springtime in Paris

(57:46) - Springtime in Lincoln

(1:02:54) - Don't Be Allergic

(1:03:24) - Complimenting Your Frame

Between the wind advisories and New York bracing for impact, it's looking like hurricane season came early this year. This week, Nathan recounts his latest basketball performance and sympathizes with Punxsutawney Phil. With a new promotion in the armed services, Ryan takes on new responsibilities planning events and whatnot. He's got a purpose, but he doesn't know what it is. Let's just hope he doesn't get put on the Secret Service, because that might end up being more of a demotion. Watch out for a special guest appearance from the sponsor of today's episode: Charlie Floeder!
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EPISODE 44 TIMESTAMPS
(00:00) - Searching for Mexico
(01:40) - Secret Service Demotion
(04:31) - A Comprehensive History of the Secret Service
(07:30) - Sponsored by Charlie's Ceramics
(09:52) - Food Bank of Lincoln
(11:29) - Running a 3H
(17:15) -Admiral Hruby
(20:54) - Facetime Tech Support
(24:02) - Running a Swat Analysis
(29:29) - Esports Professor
(32:59) - Chocolate Chip Cookies & Casing the Capitol
(42:01) - Sympathizing with Punxsutawney Phil
(44:41) - Diversifying Weather Advice
(48:54) - Singers & Screamers
(54:23) - Cold Takes
(57:50) - Always a Pleasure
(58:13) - Addicted to Sugar

If you think air traffic control looks fun, just wait till you see what they're up to at the DMV. This week, the Lanky Boys consult the scientific method and conduct some experimetns. Ryan participates as a control variable in a (seemingly flawed) social study, and tries out a new food (not fondue) that could have some harmful side effects with water. Meanwhile, Nathan opts into a peculiar type of chicken that might have had it's own side effects on his in-game performance.
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EPISODE 43 TIMESTAMPS
(00:00) - Revolving Door
(01:44) - Intro Song
(01:54) - Dinner on March 9th
(06:45) - Ryan Wins
(09:13) - Spielbound Experiment
(20:19) - Shoe Salesman
(26:08) - Ground Traffic Control
(29:50) - Go This Way
(35:08) - Mobile Ordering
(38:07) - Fried Pepsi Glazed Chicken
(42:01) - Melted Cheese
(49:14) - Basketball Update
(51:12) - Outro

Are you happy? Getting some cookies certainly wouldn't hurt. It's been a sporty spring break for the Lanky Boys, though not necessarily from an activity standpoint. Ryan encounters the worst people, and Nathan is in the market for a fake ID (so if you know a guy, get in touch). Make sure you follow 3am in the Afternoon on Google Maps to stay up to date with everything going on in the lives of the Lanky Boys! Seriously, everything.
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EPISODE 42 TIMESTAMPS
(0:00) - Jumping Right In
(1:46) - Follow Me. No, Seriously.
(4:16) - Ryan's Reviews
(6:00) - The Elephant in the Room
(7:28) - Please, No More Letters of Rec
(9:07) - In It to WNIT
(17:13) - Training from the Couch
(24:01) - Meat Madness at Fazoli's
(36:24) - Getting a Fake ID
(48:36) - Yes, I am Happy
(55:44) - eLympics
(1:01:31) - You are Not Alone

Why should you listen to this episode? Well, first and foremost, we utilize microphones for recording. So just consider that. This week the Lanky Boys dive into all things government (and anti-government), from the IRS to the DMV. Ryan gives an update on JDRF, an acronym that cannot be expounded upon, but which Nathan might make use of the way things are going with one particular dessert.