I don't like birds. Like, I REALLY don't like birds, and I hate robots as well. Nah, I'm not talking about that 2006 movie, I'm talking about actual real life robotic retards. Tune in to tonight's episode to hear about it!

On tonight's episode, I would like to introduce a new segment of the show called 'HOW DOES THIS CONNECT', where basically I get a list of random words and somehow throw them together in a story like fashion. 

Have you ever looked at a pimped out low rider with big 'ol rims and thought, "damn, giraffes really be just very long-necked horses",? Neither have I, but I have thought they resembled those old school horse and buggies from the 1890's. 

Sup, it's Asiago again with another episode called "journal entry" because I was too lazy to look back on all the different topics I talked about. 

As a spiritual sequel to a previous podcast, I go back to the topic of dreams, except this time around I have one hell of a dream-story to tell ya......as well as a few others. 

Uncle Larry is at it again, and this time with a new girl in his life, well, not exactly a girl, more like a bitch (she's literally a female dog, bro)!

[Oh, be on the lookout for the post credits scene, it's another thing Imma start doing. ]

Welcome to 3AM Thoughts where I either stay up at 3am, or WAKING UP at 3am, either way, the workplace is definitely not making my already odd sleep schedule any easier. Aside from that, my homie James got a new job at the donut shop eating all the donuts, I had a war with a bunch of ants in the backyard, and my cousin gave me an interesting proposition... 

Some weird new sleeping arrangements and some funny Skyrim moments