Podience, welcome to a Whiskey Wednesday Wavelength where we pour whiskey--sip, let truths, out our mouths, riskily slip... while we unearth and resolve the world's woes. It's no easy feat to, these worldly worries, defeat, but together, Wam Bam Kam and Falsetto slay, and fillet dumbass concerns you may sometimes find yourself plagued with. Today's lore of the pour will cover an addicting, infectious renaissance festival elixir known as blood-orange mead from a tiny, forgotten town no Texan has any legitimate dealings in. We reminisce on a handful of athletic heroes and the semi-unfair fates which befell them, what a swirlie, in the washroom, is, how Taco Bell is, in fact, healthier than you might credit it, our mutual German ancestry, a long-ago favorite libation in Houston called lean or purple draaaank, the poorly conceived, piss-poorly conceptualized white-collar "fellowship," at my former company and, of course, we provide much sought-after updates on our side, singular and joint, podcasting projects. Unwind, with WBK and me, that sobering daily grind with a comrade and your cocktail of choice. Relax, sip slow, and allow, into your ears, these Chemohawk Session wavelengths to flow. Cheers, Podience! - Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Kurt, courtesy of the artist, Cheel.

P.P.S. (Procrastinated, procrastinated statements) *Little Wayne was hospitalized due to an overdose of sizzurp. *Pertaining to Mr. Armstrong, during those years when he won every Tour de France (1999-2005), 87% of the top-10 finishers (61 of 70) were confirmed dopers or suspected of the same. Of those, (69%) were confirmed. *Mahershala Ali’s characterization of Blade is still in flux; a release date has yet to be announced but might possibly grace our peepers in 2023. *Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-Tee), the campfire buzz regarding his time in Brazil included urinating outside a public bathroom and allegedly vandalizing public property. *Lastly, the official line spoken by Noah Foster in Scream, The TV series goes as follows: "You need to forget it's a horror story. You have to care if the hot lit teacher seems a little too interested in his female students.  You have to care if the smart, pretty girl forgives the dumb jock.  You root for them. You love them. So, when they are brutally murdered... it hurts. Everyone has secrets. Everyone tells lies. And everyone is fair game until there's no one left."