Greetings Faux Poets,

The Rising Phoenix ash and I go for the jugular of candorin our premiere Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of her diabolical mind and ask why, an Italian badass such as herself, is so hard to find!

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe and Elocin Phoenix OUT!

**All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes.

Greetings Faux Poets,

Brother Jameson and I go for the jugular of candor in our second Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of Brother Irishman's a mile a minute brain and ask why, as an Irishman, his emotions sometimes see red!

Coming soon, to an ear canal near you, perhaps even your own, your very venerated voice for sore ears, Faux Poe with a fresh Lecture of Faux Poet: Lecture 27: Faux Poet: A Rusty, Antique Friend Falls Like Domino While Fresh Friendships, like Bamboo, Do they Grow--How to Slip the Grip of Stage fright Fear and , Your Mind, Clear (Gracious Guest Lecture with Open Mic Elocin).

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe and the BEAST with a Brogue Irishman OUT!

All I Am by Dyalla is the song playing for intro and outro purposes.

F.C.F.U.In Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood's character, Walt Kowalski, worked as a retired autoworker at a Ford plant. The film is set in the Detroit area, where many scenes were shot, and his character's past as an autoworker is a central part of his identity.

Garage Inc. is a compilation album of cover songs byAmerican heavy metal band Metallica. It was released on November 24, 1998, through Elektra Records.

The Be Good Tanyas are a Canadian folk music group formed in Vancouver in 1999. Their influences include folk, country, and bluegrass.

Yes, Metallica and members of the band have praisedKorn's cover of "One". Lars Ulrich has expressed kind words about the performance, and the band members reportedly enjoyed watching it, with Lars being particularly complimentary, according to one source.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality…We offer you: Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Tail the DecoyThrough the Train Station, Mt. Rushmore and Illinois); (North by Northwest, 1959).

Today, we'll discuss--the probability of train in tunnel scoring success with a complete fucking stranger on a train, whom you just met, when you tell her that you meet the loose definition of a gentleman simply because you do not act on your preliminary impulse to do her, why a face full of shaving cream makes a more believable and organic disguise than dressing up as a fucking train porter, who would pass up a free libation from a gaggle of shadowy gangsters, perhaps if he asked for a lemon twist or dollop of vermouth, it would have made his hangover more like a mild headache, how cansuch a foxy dame, with such a memorable fucking voice, pass as a chameleonic double agent who can blend in with all atmospheric social situations, why sending a telegram to your mother, or making such a colossal deal of not being able to reach her at a fancy bar in a fancier hotel may just lead to your death and detriment and what is the point in crop-dusting where there are no crops and, while I am thinking about it, what is the point in behaving balls to the walls wasted in front of an audience of cops, note that this film swiftly travels in the direction of north by northwest with a handful of plot heavystops, but the audience, and at least one main character, is desperately waiting for when the cold war confession plot narration reveal and Eve Kendall's shoe drops.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: I can hang on the nose of a president for I am a dashing, determined, dogged and dapper fucking gent: Falsetto Prophet and she is not a treacherous trollop nor a turn coat tart, but rather a sensible vixen who deserves praise from her country and a fresh fucking start: Red Devil.

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.U. SAUL BASS DID THE OPENING CREDITS, NOT SAM BASS

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Laurie Strode in Survival Mode (Emergency Room of Doom); (A Nonelective Surgery Slashing Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick and Slipping in Blood Slick; (Halloween 2, 1981).

Today, we discuss--the farfetched likelihood of being able to run just as swiftly barefoot and in an ankle bandage wrap as you were with just a gaping hole knife wound in your thigh, the raw strength and dexterity it must take to suspend a full grown busty nurse in midair with nothing but a scalpel and wrist power, balance her deftly and perform all of the above with no grunting or audible exclamation aside from theincessant and passive breathing, how exercising a foul mouth in the hospital can get your ass violently disposed of, the value of going to the dentist at least once in your life so that dental records can be compared, the recent reminder that if stabbing Mr. Myers with a sewing needle, and a knife, andemptying your six shot revolver into his ass until he unceremoniously falls from a second story balcony does not curb or curtail his movements and resolve, why does she think shooting him in both eyes will illustrate a different fate and from shoulder rub to sterilized hospital hot tub, this curly haired prowler is nothing but a scrub in scrubs, but she is the busty buxom broad nurse that Michael Myers, he, and all of his cohort victims, when in her vicinity feel a growing, ever knowing, hot tub so hot it's glowing…chubb.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: In this emergency room of doom, you are safer to stay in the womb, but will Michael Myers smell the gas fumes before the room goes boom: Falsetto Prophet, and if Laurie Strode is in fucking survival mode, Red Devil's own pace has slowed and she is sitting down, waiting for her Michael Myers life taker while slowly enjoying some hot fudge brownie a la mode.

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up)

Halloween 6 THE CURSE of Michael Myers

The Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality.

We offer you: Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Obscene Queen, Revive, Her Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Then, Exfil Intact and Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Xenomorphs, These Unclean, Obscene, Mean Michael Biehn Marines, Dwarf); (Aliens, 1986).

Today, we'll discuss--why sticking your shotgun in the mouth of a acid blood rich creature and blasting away may not be the best way to avoid close encounters as, by definition, it requires a close ass encounter of the same, when you are told to use flame elements and small arms only, it is likely a direct fucking order from Apone, the man who tells you to look into his eye, and less a misplaced suggestion, however much Hudson can bitch, multiple that by 3 and add infinity and you are semi close to 1. how badass Hicks is throughout the entire fucking film and 2. how sultry, soothing and sexy Ripley's voice is at all times, 3. how slimy and sleazy Burke the jerk is and 4. how fucking fantastic looks in a tank top and no goddamn bra, what an asinine notion it is to allow face huggers to impregnate the tall gal with the sexy voice and the little blonde girl who prefers to be called a breed of lizard, and who the fuck in the writer's room thought it was a grand notion to off over half of the colonial marines that we were just starting to grow fucking fond of?

-Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Brother Gambit

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious,courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 79: Slick FlickPick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); (The Thin Red Line, 1998).

Today, we discuss--the merits to the aphorism the pen is mightier than the sword for a Dear John letter can hollowyou out into a walking, talking Jon fucking Doe, the rich and rampant duality present showing both the extremity of peace and war, of communal benevolence and comrades in the whirlwind of carnage, why Jim Caviezel was both the rightson of a bitch to play both Jesus Christ and Private Witt, how Nick Nolte is such a commanding presence, you forget he is not 7 feet tall, but rather 6 foot 1 inch, whereas SPR was a masterful film in demonstrating the European Theatreof WW2, its terrain, inhabitants and culture, this flick illustrated, with equal aplomb, the Pacific Theatre, island hopping and the humid horrors that await these clean shaven, but dirty souled and deeply scarred soldiers andwhile the magnum opus from SPR is often lauded as one of the most intense, grueling and fantastic war sequences of all time, this lone bunker on a hill moment stands in the pantheon of the kinetic greats in cinematic warfare achievement.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: Like Witt, I may turn left when told to go right, but for this film's reputation and deserving deeply penetrating praise, I shall continue to fight: Falsetto Prophet and my favorite bicolor creature present for this wartime feature: Othello.

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.U. (Fact-Check Follow Up) What does the phrase The Thin Red Line mean? The Thin Red Line has become an English language figure of speech for any thinly spread military unit holding firm against attack. The phrase has also taken on the metaphorical meaning of the barrier which the relatively limited armed forces of a country present to potential attackers.

What is the message of The Thin Red Line? It can be called an anti-war film, but its disdain for the very conventions of the medium make it an anti-anti-war film. "The Thin Red Line" is a movie about creation growing out of destruction, about love where you'd least expect to find it and about angels--especially the fallen kind--who just happen to be men.

Note that this film was released in 1998 just as SPR, this film is 171 minutes in length and features a wide, well known cast,SPR was 170 minutes in length and also features a squad of knock out actors. Both involve the storming of a beach and the attacking of a bunker, and the bombastic shocking sounds of the gunfire and explosions is contrasted warmly with whispers and deeply personal soliloquies.

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 78: Slick Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (Halloween, 1978).

Today, we discuss--the art of slow walking, treading lightly and breathing deeply, why sitting in a parked car, in a closed garage, in the dark of night develops into one of the most memorable sequences of fright and spreads suspense building insight, how to spill popcorn butter all over your wardrobe and how to, like a cheerleader whore, disrobe, when it is ok to pass on a request made by your father and disobey his desire for you to drop off any item, trinket, prop, key or widget at the ole Myer's domicile, how to read, process, remember and apply driving for dummies from the psych ward to the rainy streets in a station wagon, when it is best to do your laundry completely indoors for hanging sheets in the breeze is boldly inviting pure, simple evil into your backyard, how the organic switch from clown mask to shapeless Shatner mask was a bold and brilliant choice and why Laurie Strode follows proper house sitting etiquette and babysitter code until she devolves into stark survival mode.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: I may or may not come home, but I do not always podcast alone and with my guest today, we will command a terrifying tone: Falsetto Prophet and her bangs are striking like a jill-o-lantern and your attempts to carve into her pumpkin face, she'll spurn: Goddess of violence and the awkward silence: ATHENA!

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Dragon's Breath and the Devil Delaying His Death); (Constantine, 2005).

This is a gracious guest lecture with brother Ghostwriter!

Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the third offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick.

-Your Worthwhile Cinephile

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.C. David and Goliath: Underdogs, Misfits, and the Art of Battling Giants is a non-fiction book written by Canadian writer Malcolm Gladwell and published by Little, Brown and Company on October 1, 2013. The book focuses on the probability of improbable events occurring in situations where one outcome is greatly favored over the other. The book contains many different stories of these underdogs who wind up beating the odds, the most famous being the story of David and Goliath.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Playing Baccarat and Three Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salt Water Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) **Episode 2 of the UnBONDed Series**

Today, we discuss--Dr. No is indubitably not a know it all, the blatant and inarguable salacious conclusion to draw between names such as Puss Feller and Honey Ryder,the wild and devil-may-care approach to entangling his custom fitted but shirtless self to malaria on Crab Key, the forward thinking value in remembering the exact number of bullets you have fired before trying to out fox the unbonded fox, how interrupting a sightly beach dweller with an uninvited duo to Underneath the Mango Tree can lead to the most loyal goddess/partner in crime in Jamaica and the duality of crystal clear water and the sullied, muddy, elusive and murky motivations of a man hellbent on exercising his ruthless plans with deformed, ineffectual, downright useless hands. 

-Your worthwhile cinephile: your favorite rum breathing dragon Falsetto Prophet and she sings better than Bond, Ryder and me, underneath the mango tree Red Stripe Beer Devil

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

F.C.F.U. In the James Bond film "Dr. No", Honey Rider killed a man by placing a female black widow spider under his mosquito net, causing him to die from a venomous bite, a slow and agonizing death; she revealed this when describing her revenge against a man who had abused her.

The Spy Who Loved Me is a 1977 spy film, the tenth in the James Bond series produced by Eon Productions.

Let's enter the realm of semi-real but still fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality with Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009).

Today, we discuss--the sexual chemistry extant and inherent between these two Brits is as sharp as the blade used to infect Schumer with an inexplicably rapidly spreading toxin, as thick as the mop of lion mane hair atop Clive's head and as irrefutable as the strange circumstances surrounding the bullet casings left and queer evidence collected at one of the crime scenes, which poor bastard has the sole responsibility of squeegeeing the innumerable fingerprints left on all the windows of these skyscrapers, when you are going to accuse a multi billionaire conglomerate of shady shiz, it works best if you have Clive's visage and steely stare whilst you do it, the hair stylist for Eleanor could easily be making as manygreenbacks as these corrupt banks in their rotten cesspool of collective abuse, misuse and misappropriation of funds, why a consultant you are paying good money to kill for you might just get the wild but still sensical idea to turn the goon against the goons you send to ice him and the many ways in which this slick flick adroitly makes every elevator chime, every bird wing flap, every coffee sip seem conspiratorial with lethal possibilities and orchestrated with grim intention.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: I may be daft to overdraft, but if I fstars with the wrong bank, two bullet casings for me, they'll craft, as they doctor up a sniper's nest and give one unsuspecting shooter the shaft Falsetto Prophet

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.