Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

NIRE (Erin spelled backwards, Rhymes with Fire)

Welcome out of the frying pan and into the Nire!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to, On Your Reader's Attention Span, Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire).

"Here is to speaking just loud enough to make an impression, asking good, but not impossible to answer, questions, to enlivening stale poems, and, familiar tired beats, finding a way to freshen; remaining true in our writing, alleviating aggression, mostly for our personal, but sometimes profession, picking just the right word at our discretion, in rapid free verse succession, and letting our poems serve as astructured confession!" Cheers my fellow poet Nire.

“The shorter and the plainer the better.” — Beatrix Potter

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Fact Check Follow Up:

The odds of having identical triplets are extremely low, estimated at around 1 in 60,000 to 1 in 1 million pregnancies

“If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can warm me, I know that is poetry. If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry. These are the only ways I know it. Is there any other way?”

― Emily Dickinson

Greetings Faux Poets!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs.

When you write poetry, you may feel a slave to the emotional overseer, you may feel but a slight schooner in a malevolent maelstrom, just a passenger in worldly transport, but you are always the master, the captain, the driver. You are in control of what you write, how you write and how much time you spend perfecting that piece, mastering your message and conveying the crux of your telling, thorough takeaway. You are perennially offered the option to delve so deeply into your own mind, thoughts and the written reflections of the same that you doubt your ability to surface or become so demoralized that you question the value of the very thing you have pledged to perform: placing your pen to page or finger tips to type. Use your ledger of life experiences to educate, to entertain to floor and awaken, but do not harm yourself, or your reader in the process.

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Fact Check Follow Up: Adverbs often fail to evoke strong emotional responses because they tend to "tell" rather than "show" how something happened. They modify verbs and adjectives, providing details about the manner or degree of an action or description, but without specific sensory details, readers may not fully connect with the emotion being conveyed. 

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

Here is the coveted mind behind the poem: "Being made new, not in your image", but here on this podcast, a friendship begins anew and this microphone talent matchup is the world fucking series, not some middle of the week scrimmage. Anyone can fucking die, but so too can they lie, their own freedom, silence, another's loyalty buy, and, whenthey face themselves at the end of the day, after the fray, perhaps they will sneak a peek at their own tears as they cry, which beckons new inspiration of the poetic and written persuasion. Such emotional poetry proves impactful forthe audience at freshly brewed, for Ghostwriter Snyder and for me.

Here is a man with a future in public speaking and a focused attention span, who can read a prepared poem or shift to something unexpected when things don't go according to plan, who is well educated but keeps safe his own thoughts, who writes with precision, speaks with authority, commands the microphone and, thanks to Chemohawk Sessions today, is not having to read his work privately and silently and who definitely does not have to bask in the glow of brilliantly blinding poetry alone.

It is an honor and a pleasure to be in the company of a college graduate, a bartender turned corporate shark and a writer who speaks crystal clearly so as to never be misunderstood and writes about topics so provocative, he is a reader's passion igniter!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Reading Aloud what you Write, Lending Fresh Insight--Putting Currency of your PoetryWhere your Mouth is, Properly Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Not Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder).

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

Here is a return German guest, who never overstaysher welcome, she is never a pest, but she is a serious scientist who knows how to take things in jest, who loves Skyrim, 90's X-files episodes, particularly the spooky ones with biting humor that take place in the woods, she loves to consume Mead, and, she also likes to READ, actual, factual paper books with binding and while she is a flesh and blood human, her Ohio roots now NC transplant, both states would concede her brilliance is blinding!

It is an honor and a pleasure to be in the company of a fighter, a writer, an independent examiner of the deep, dark, unlovely woods and who speaks crystal clearly so as to never be misunderstood!

Welcome Fraulein Michelle!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Second Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)

Fact Check Follow Ups:

*Kuk Sool Won meaning "Korean martial arts institute,"is a comprehensive Korean martial art system founded by Suh In-Hyuk, known for its focus on a wide range of techniques, including strikes, kicks, joint locks, pressure points, and weapons. 

*When did the position of vice president of the United States stop going to the runner-up in the presidential election and become a separately elected office?

*That was in 1804, when the 12th Amendment to the Constitution was ratified, says David Ward, senior historian at the National Portrait Gallery.

*Human activities are the leading cause of wildfires worldwide.  Natural causes, such as lightning strikes andvolcanic eruptions, can also contribute to wildfires, but they account for a smaller percentage of wildfire incidents. 

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

If you can, aloud, read it, the listeners need it!

Why stop at one when an unknown, unnamed not fullyrealized trilogy you've just begun. It is that uncertainty that can be fun, and when you find yourself in that sweet, sticky place between wrapping up two and dreaming up three, you have already won, you are, on the cusp, in the throes of a poetry spree.

Coming soon, to an ear canal near you, perhaps evenyour own, your very venerated voice for sore ears, Faux Poe with a fresh Lecture of Faux Poet: Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When CreativitySlows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein).

Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark."

Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999) *Special Low-Rent, Faux, Half Price Feature*

Today, we discuss--why some amusement parks are both more amusing and bemusing than others, when a pumped up, coked out wired Chris Kattan meets you at the rusty gates of an asylum with a sordid ass past, perhaps it is better to hop your ass back in the faux funeral procession and have them take you down the road to the first church, however many times that Mr. Price's tech guru Carl has to reattach and reassemble the dummies in the roller coaster of carnage is likely one time too fucking many, what is 1 million dollars worth, no, let's raise the stakes and potential profits, what is 5 million dollars worth if your body is disassembled and dissected in too many pieces to count or spend the money and who the fuck would take exception to Evelyn's attitude when she looks so goddamn sightly in slipper heels and a cocktail dress, granted she undresses for the male populace with frightening regularity, but she has no cankles and eyes brown like choco nuggets that are at least 65% cacao.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your bemusing amusement whose mustache cuts more than my wit and the sharpest trepanation drill Falsetto Pricey Prophet and she's looking thin, enjoys bubble baths and Finnish Vodka or gin and commits deplorable but when her nose scrunches up it is rather adorable Evelyn Red Devil.

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Here is an Irish dude with a winning can do attitude, who attends open mic's with kindness, miles from rude, who swiftly downs a Jameson shot before delivering his poignant words of life, love, loss and all of the imponderables in-between, I have heard of a red faced Irish temper, but this Irishman seems to prefer benevolence and generous acts tobeing mean.

He is the guy who has many candles burning and many wheels turning at any given time, but still, in the midst of his litany of activities, he still finds the time to be present, be animated and somehow, finds the time to rhyme.

It is an honor and a pleasure my good man, fellow Irishman and, though you hail from the northeast and I from the lone star state, fellow countryman!

Welcome Brother Jameson!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 14: Faux Poet: Intellect Leapt and Creativity Swept when the Promise of a Concept Goes Unkept--How toBreak Free from the Rigid Decree and Keep Your Poetry Both Profound and Carefree (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Jameson)

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare,courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.

JAWS is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, swim only in clothes, rarely alone and never right at daybreak and stick around, till, paddling Falsetto Prophet's and Seafoam Mean Red Devil's voice,you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction.

We are your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this bloody chum slick, filet-o-big, smart, fast fish flick amity means friendship, taking a bloody salt water sipand abandoned ship pick!

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 71: Slick Flick Pick: Maritime Mealtime--Dropped Shark Tooth, Submerged Truth and an Oceanic Sleuth (Amity Means Abandon Ship); (Jaws, 1975).

Today, we discuss--the overestimation of your own trio's seafaring abilities when you inexplicably destroy the boat's radio when you are but a mile from shore, the wise decision of the screenplay writers and director to make Mrs. Brody asweet, sensible woman and not, as illustrated in the novel, a whore, the ridiculous first meal Brody has with Hooper: two wines, an around the table trio of discourse and for dessert: cutting open the belly of a Louisiana shark, why it is unwise to skinny dip or chunky dive into the sea at dark, when yourmother says no to 10 more minutes in the water, you would do well to heed her restriction and if a man draws, in chalk, a makeshift shark with the little Kintner boy inside its mouth perhaps you should find a freelance shark hunter instead of Quint.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: I may cry wolf in a sheep onesie, but I'll never cry shark Falsetto Prophet and hiding from thiskilling machine seeking to feed in seaweed Blood Red Ocean Water Devil

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite.

"Here's to employing use of just the 100% quotient of rhyme, not slipping in its dripping, saccharine slime, but making an appropriate amount of time to entertain its flow and notspending  more than even one unneededdime."

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to your brief teaser introducing your next full lecture: Lecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme.

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 70:"Hey, Slick!" Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Grim Reaper Rat); (Heat, 1995)

Today, we discuss--the most horrifying hockey mask adorning monster since Jason fstars Voorhees, but, upon deeper reflection, Waingro gives me more willies than Voorhees, the likelihood Waingro uses rubbers to minimize his criminal DNA coupled with the liklihood he is already nursing an STD, how chasing, tackling and smothering your curly haired Appalachian accented dame on a hill behind her home is neither romantic nor a friendly game of touch football, how easily Val's ponytail could get stuck in the vault door, why diner grillers' should be paid a heftier salary and treated with more respect, when you see slick shiz leaking out of an armored guards ears, the polite, societal approach is to write your message down on paper with a colorful crayon and had Neil's crew simply possessed one suppressor for their pistol, Waingro would have been dispatched and disposed of which would have spared the life of that sightly red bra wearing discrete street hoe.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: The bank is worth the risk, me, I'll let them stop--but never frisk, receiving my bank heist schematics on floppy disk Neil-Falsetto Prophet-McCauley and my co-host, snorts a little coke, drinks a little Dr. Pepper, uses salty language to turn up the HEAT and increase the pressure: Vincent-Brother J-Dawg Hanna

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.