Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.
Black Hawk Down is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, lock, cock your gun, wear sporty shades for the sun and prepare, with a full pack in extreme heat, to fstars run and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I'm your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this--desert blood slick, frenetic, frenzied, frantic flick, rifle, pistol, rocks, bare fists punching pick.
Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… I offer you: Slick Flick Pick: Pick 58: Slick Flick Pick: Twitchy Trigger Finger--Heavy Ordinance for a Skinny (Eyes in the Sky Watch Soldier Ants Die); (Black Hawk Down, 2001).
Today, we discuss--the seemingly impossible task of extracting every grain of sand from your flak jacket and gun barrel, how godd*** cool it would have been if Punisher skulls were stencil spray painted onto the Humvees like in the film American Sniper, that every fstars problem, nuisance, setback, delay, disturbance and inconvenience feels 1st fstars world after witnessing this slaughter and watching our embattled dudes with poised, unyielding attitudes, why Ridley Scott should stick to films of gladiator combat and urban warfare and spurn remake bullshiz like Robin Hood and Italian melodrama House of Gucci shenanigans, regardless of the casting, originally Russel Crowe, ultimately Eric Bana, as Hoot, an Australian with an Appalachian accent was a wise choice, if you are going to be cast as two characters with limited screen time who are killed off, best to be cast as the same two who earn the MOH award and Tom Sizemore was not killed with shrapnel to the neck, walking around like a giant 17 feet tall defiantly, with no need to duck the fstars down, but sadly died in real life due to a hard life. RIP to the fallen soldiers and those actors who earnestly portray them in cinematic form.
Your worthwhile cinephile: Kicking and lighting the tires, building black fires before my life expires: Falsetto Prophet
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.