Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.

Mulholland Falls is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shoot the godda** lock off a government nuclear testing site chain link fence if you don't possess the patience to pick it and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I am your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this scandalously slick, fedora-brimmed flick there's no substitution for angel-faced prostitution pick.

Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality…We offer you: Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996).  Today, we discuss--the free falling, spelunking and rock climbing devoid of rope dangers of mouthing off to Hoover's flawed hat squad, the wrath innate to Nick Nolte coupled with his blackjack adds up to one fstars of a graphic attack, the looming plot related question regarding, as far as dame disposal, why not toss Ms. Pond into that giant crater instead of dropping her unceremoniously out a plane for her busty body to be discovered surface level, my indisputable desire to munch on a hot dog while wearing a tie and fedora on a Los Angeles street corner, the equal coupling of wisdom and wickedness that washes over John Malkovich's performance and the sky high probability that Hoover will begin sessions with Detective Coolidge's dame therapist, Maxwell may have warned Ellery that you carry your own water, but flat-assed and broken Allison was somebody's daughter, the dirty crook politician's are plotters and just when you think Hoover's temper can't increase, it grows, still hotter, so hold fast your Fedora, write your wife, mistress or prost-partner and prepare for the slaughter.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: A man whore for a sleek fedora Falsetto Prophet

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. To Catch a Thief is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into your crepe-soled shoes, blacken your face, sing no blues as you stare at Grace's face and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.

Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on quiche-slicing slick, Foussard's family burglary business flick, preposterous, but for some characters, prosperous pick.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Pick 61: Slick Flick Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955).

Today, we discuss--the pesky, pampered and unpardonable personality of Graceless Kelly, but the indubitable chemistry between her sophomoric self and his acrobatic geriatric gentlemanly being is enchanting, the only activity more deadly than rooftop sprinting and wholesale stealing is scorning two women in chest high saltwater, the likelihood of a fashionable, posh, chic blonde who turns every godd*** head at the hotel professing and confessing her undying love for a 50-year-old gent she met 11 hours ago, the two most appetizing dishes served in this slick flick: Quiche Lorraine and Grace Kelly's meaty chicken thigh and the continuity hilarity in including not one but two spanking a grown a** woman reference uttered by one's colleague and the other the woman's own mother.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your Irishman on a scary Riviera and Full of Grace, loud and In your ears, NOT your face: Red Devil

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla

Fact Check Follow Up:

Scene: Jessie Landis, who played Grace Kelly’s mother, stubs out a cigarette in an expensive plate of eggs. 

Hitchcock told interviewer Oriana Fallaci in 1963: "I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes . . . have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting."

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, and let's unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. The Way of the Gun is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, when he wants to hit her, he'll hit her, if he wants to miss, he'll miss but this is a vile and vibrant flick you can't dismiss and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's soothing semi-professional voice, you hear.

Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I'm your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatic; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this Sarno the survivor slick, nasty surprise lying in the fountain flick, Longbaugh is not long for this planet and Parker meets a fate still darker pick.

Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… I offer you: Pick 60: Slick Flick Pick: Unjust Desert--Straying Bodyguards, Playing Cards and Beer Bottle Shards (A Heart, Bad Place to Start--Surrogates, Miscreants, Sin and Bagmen); (The Way of The Gun, 2000).

Today, we discuss--the flavor of odor that no doubt has married Longbaugh's jacket and Parker's cargo pants, the most intense, sullen and philosophical game of Hearts ever played in a Mexican motel, the unforeseen dangers inherent in an otherwise innocuous looking empty water fountain replete with broken glass and unmentionable beer brand bottles, why Robin has to be sporting no less than 6 shades of athlete's foot as she has taken the expression barefoot and pregnant rather literally in her sojourn and waddling galivant through unmentionable nooks South of the border, how dangerous old, arthritic, overweight bagmen can be when they come in groups of seven and think that a hail-of-gunfire death grants them absolution and immediate access into heaven. 

- Your worthwhile cinephile: a petty criminal but a magnanimous podcaster: Falsetto Prophet

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite.

I find that writing is far more idiosyncratic than automatic.

"Here's to speaking articulately, keeping a sense of humor infinitely and braving both the deep, dark forest and the cursed, unlovely woods vigilantly."

Here is a lady who is sharp and kind, here is a gal who often drives in silence to decompress and unwind, who knows how to fight, how to properly construct a humorous email and write, who loves history, wields a curiosity and walks miles around the toxic forest while the rest of us lameos are safely walking within the limits of the city. I appreciate that she is helpful at board games, that she holds the concept of loyalty in high regard and that she laughs almost as much as she speaks and she harbors a real love for life!

Welcome divine, mind sharp and fine, who would rather walk through a vine than drink a glass of indoor wine.

Welcome Fraulein Michelle!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 12: Faux Poet: Each Half Dull Mind, We're Igniting, An Articulate Revolution, Inciting, The Dumbing Down of Writing, Fighting--How to Brave Both Speech and Exploring the Forest's Reach (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein).

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite.

Sometimes you get to discuss with a friend how to force yourself to overcome taxing obstacles and sometimes a kind friend is gracious enough to read one of your original works, this teaser will tease the first and please with the second.

Enjoy today's teaser of Athena reading A World Without Men which is my follow up to my very own A Way Without Women. I enjoy her voice AND her commentary, as will you loyal listeners.

I'm a Rogue Poet, my poetry format is counter vogue, in case you didn't know it.

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. But are your words meant to be read, reread or simply read privately and quietly instead? Have you written all you can write, all you can do, or is there more? a clause, line or word inside you, perhaps a tad more to do? If you want to use the right word for the right occasion, some clever wordplay creation that even the most accomplished reader or devote fan is unable to see through, for you are showing them what's true and they'll have no choice but to believe you.

I'm a Rogue Poet, my poetry format is counter vogue, in case you didn't know it.

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts. WELCOME, you wired, inspired, miles from retired, writers to: Lecture 11: Faux Poet: Second Best is Less Stressed--Take from the Best, Your Own Skill, Contest, Write on Until, With your Own Work, You're More so Impressed--How to, Yourself, Outdo while You Remain Focused, Famished and True.

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT! (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone.

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. John Wick 2  is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick!

When Slick Flick Pick is near, out spar ten auto garage bodyguards, shoot the legs out from under the BUM Goliath, press onward towards your initiative and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.

Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We are your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this--superior sequel slick, warrior Wick flick, provocative as it is untalkative pick.

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 59: Slick Back Wick: Marker Thicker than Water--The Boogeyman Roams the Catacombs of Rome (Noir York City); (John Wick 2, 2017).

Today, we discuss--the ironic kindness in offering a café to the Italian gangster before he roasts your entire house in a blend of incendiary grenades and burning bright/white hot flames, the delightful relationship between Neo and Morpheus/Wick and Bowery King resurrected on screen, how an art gallery's exhibits can prove more exciting and pulse-pounding than you ever thought conceivable, my selfish desire to replace the badass Italian musical artist with another: Lacuna fstars Coil and the unexpected value to dropping rare coins into the mugs of derelicts, vagabonds and transitory subway wanderers.

-Your worthwhile cinephile: in 3 piece suit, I'm ready to breathe, rest, aim, sight and shoot Falsetto Prophet and she liked John Wick the first, but that only temporarily quenched her Reeves thirst: Red Devil

 P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

**Keanu Reeves was 53 at the time of this film!**

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite.

Sometimes you stew in the sadness of realizing another poem is superior to yours, sometimes you can metamorphose said sadness into something productive and worthwhile. Enjoy today's teaser of MY reading of a superior Halloween poem: Jack-o'-Bone by Susan Rooke. This poem inspired me to write All Hallows' Cleave!

I'm a Rogue Poet, my poetry format is counter vogue, in case you didn't know it.

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone.

Write to your reader's passions ignite, their feedback incite and do write to comfort Sydelight's writing plight!

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fuel the fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite.

I find that writing is far more idiosyncratic than automatic.

Clever and Creative CHEERS!

"Here's to being so persuasive and disarming in the way I write that I never have to pick up lethal arms and fight, to never sleeping more than 6 hours a night and regardless how many times I mess with his tail, never receiving a ill-intended Othello bite, and, of course, hosting the intellectual Sydelight!

Here is a lady who is candid and wholesome, miles from shady, she is NOT the crazy cat lady that lives at the end of the cul-de-sac, she has been good to me and Othello, and for that, I have her back, she is as collegiately educated as they come, she also likes the show Castle, analogue boardgames and learning where she comes from!

Welcome sister from another mister, or, if you prefer, cat whisperer who knows how, to the cats, purrrrrrrrrrr. Welcome Sydelight!

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 10: Faux Poet: Finding Inspiration in Unwinding while Cracking Open a Book's Inviting Binding--How to Stay a Lover of Cats and Serialized Shows, How to Plants Seeds of New Writing where Nothing Grows (Gracious Guest Lecture with Sydelight)

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone.

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts,

For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite.

Sometimes the wrist or type cock block of writer's block can be remedied by thinking up provocative topics and how to artistically manage them. Enjoy today's teaser but with a full pleaser helping of my poem: A Way Without Women read by a very engaging woman: Asset Athena!

I'm a Rogue Poet, my poetry format is counter vogue, in case you didn't know it.

I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts.

Write to creativity ignite and, the readers' passions, incite!

-Faux Poe OUT!

(Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Time to Spare, courtesy of the artist, An Jone.