Ya I got a YouTube Channel. Ya you can see it. Ya you may have heard some of this before. And ya this is low-tech production. I did it all in one take. Gimme a break.

But in case you too lazy to click over there, here is the audio, cleaned up just a little and with my better theme music added. And I do give a few more clues about my tormented inner soul and all that. So you wanna waste 10 minutes of your life, go for it.

And no I don't got a tictoc and I ain't getting one either. I hate clocks.

And I don't got any spotify. I try to stay clean.