Pack your rhyming dictionary for this holiday spectacular episode.

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Credits:

Malik: Michael Turrentine

Jamie: Hilary Williams

Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Edited by Eli Hamada McIlveen. Assistant Director Lauren Grace Thompson. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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