This is an emergency update-

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Malik: Michael Turrentine

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Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Michael Turrentine and Hilary Williams, edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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Hey. Hey. Hey. We're gonna be okay.

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Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Michael Turrentine and Hilary Williams, edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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Oops, maybe Jim Carrey'd too close to the sun

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Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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At least it will be beautiful

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Malik: Michael Turrentine

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Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Edited by Eli Hamada McIlveen. Assistant Director Lauren Grace Thompson. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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Pack your rhyming dictionary for this holiday spectacular episode.

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Malik: Michael Turrentine

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Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Edited by Eli Hamada McIlveen. Assistant Director Lauren Grace Thompson. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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None of us are baseline! For the dumbest reason!

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Malik: Michael Turrentine

Jamie: Hilary Williams

Written by Gabriel Urbina, directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Edited by Eli Hamada McIlveen. Assistant Director Lauren Grace Thompson. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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Buckle up, folks.

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Malik: Michael Turrentine

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Written by J. Gregory Moran, directed and edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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Let's do the time warp...for the first time!

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Written by J. Gregory Moran, directed and edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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An after school special! Or like Schoolhouse Rock with more ancient Wyrms?

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Written by Eleanor Hyde, Hilary Williams, and Michael Turrentine, directed and edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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Because honestly, I'm just confused

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Written by J. Gregory Moran, directed and edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. Our theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. Created and produced by Eleanor Hyde and Jeffrey Nils Gardner. From Audacious Machine Creative.

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