Merry Toymas! (Shelfmas is also acceptable). This year we spend the holiday discussing more of our favorite show, The Toys That Made Us (on Netflix). For the price of one podcast you get TWO TTMU episodes and TWO actual child guests! That's right, Adam's boys Izaak and Landen are joining us because we needed a children's perspective on POWER RANGERS and MY LITTLE PONY. The boys waste no time in roasting their Dad (like he was some chestnuts on an open fire) and discussing Christmas cheer in dollar amounts. Who will spend the most and win their love? Listen and find out. We all talk about the Power Rangers of Toymases past and hammer out the official cult rules of Toymas.

Additional bullet points:

-Landen spills the tea

-Anti-Escalation Rangers

-Bandai's very good sidewalk chalk

-Me and the boys at 3am comin out the crayon box

-Bronies

-Little Girls Aren't Like YOU

-CHARMKINS (my god we spend soooo much time discussing Charmkins, we even re-tool the jingle)

-Equestria Girls

-Feed the Beast

-If male seahorses give birth, and there are no male sea ponies, how is new seapony made>?>???

-Horse penis!

Special Christmas theme music by Josh Head, Matt Taylor, Blake Walker, and Logan Williams AKA moreofthat.bandcamp.com

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