George Washington had slave teeth and 1700's dental care was pretty lack luster. After last weeks discussion about watermelons being racist we try to find out the top racist foods. We've taken the most racist foods we can think of and ranked them from least to most racist. Conjoined twins can be sexy but is it ethical to sleep with one if the other doesn't want to? is one allowed to masterbate if the other doesn't want to? We answer all the hard hitting conjoined twin questions.