Welcome To An American

Found an old episode that was never supposed to be released. Here it is.

This week on Welcome to an American Christian found an abandoned kitten by a dumpster, Ryan shows off his boxing prowess and Don Kang starts an underground fight club with Kangaroos. This a much more on this weeks Welcome to an American

On this weeks Welcome to an American we discuss Ryan's up coming boxing match. Mike from Do You Have Time For Some Bullshit says he could beat up every Canadian in a pride style tournament. A giant 1000 year old drawing of a prehistoric man with a huge erection is being studied in Europe. We try to start a movement to bring back lobotomies.

Ryan is looking like a middle aged man. What are things like in Canadas Lockdowns? Ryan is setting up a backyard boxing event and we watch past fights. Ryan's hillbilly neighbors have a feast/ food fight in the backyard. Justin Trudeau give a pandemic ultimatum. UFC fighter Diageo Sanchez has one of the most grueling workout regiments. Nick Diaz is nunchucking on webcam porn sites. We watch a sanctioned nunchuck fight

01:47 Clever Porn Names. 02:53 Who gets more poo on their penis uncircumcised or circumcised. 06:55 The Canadian Foxworthy of the week goes terribly. 11:16 Christian is audio deep faked to say awful things. 17:11 A man draws penises around pot holes so they will get fixed faster. 27:01 Bragging about the capitol raid to get laid. 38:58 Waiting in line for a midnight release. 46:55 Firing squad in 2021. 57:08 Death By Bilzerian Tank is the most humane way to execute a person.

4:36 Christian forgot what we were talking about and he has to phone a friend to figure it out. 12:20 Christian desperately wants some chicken talk. 14:29 We discuss our past bullying experiences. 22:30 Ryan used to ride the bang bus home from school while rejecting blowjobs. 29:58 A dog is selling his paintings from 60 bucks a piece online. 36:50 A beaver knocks out the internet in Canada. 48:10 A man had and above ground filled with sharks to sell on the black market and a man takes our advice and tries to settle in Montana

1:49 Canadian Jeff Foxworth lets you know you might be a Canadian. 7:26 We find out how Ryan's week has been going living in a police state. 15:10 Ryan has some hot takes on amber alerts. 22:21 Christian unexpectedly was a competitor in a dog fighting match. 42:12 A man shoots himself while trying on pants at a Walmart. 44:05 "Paper Route" was the best game of its time. 46:48 UFC 262 is going to be at full capacity audience in Florida. 55:29 Don't go to this part.

This week Ryan looks like Dr. Claw from inspector gadget with his dog Taco. We answer the age old question of whether or not you can mail your shit to someone. Christian witnesses a mother run over her son with a segway. We watch Ted Nugent rant about covid 1 through 18 and he tells us he aint scared of nothing. Some stuff happens in the middle we dont want to talk about then the show ends.

2:29 Canada is full of assholes but its been covered up for years. 7:08 Ryan looks like a cross between the driving instructor that failed Christian 3 times and Jeff fox Worthy. 17:04 Christian is dying to hear the story of how Ryan and his girlfriend met. 18:28 McDonalds, Ryans Loving it. 26:04 Working the overnight at subway can make you horny and sometimes sub sauce gets tainted. 34:05 Autism rooms in the airports. 38:48 We make sense of a bullet that is found in a bag of hot Cheetos.