Turns out other Canadians don't enjoy listening to an American shit on Canada every week because this podcast has almost exclusively american listeners. Ryan spent his weekend sacrificing children to the Canadian Sasquatch gods in the woods. We find out there is a lot of big foots dick merch on the internet and Christian has been Billy this whole time.

Christian lectures Ryan on his weed problem and because he doesnt know Toby from roots. A guy pulls a fire alarm to see some tities bounce, and Canada is working on homeless AI so we can determine if you are going to be homeless.

On this day a monumental treaty "PATO" was signed preventing our and all other podcasts from mutually assured destruction. Christian quits his comedy career so he can focus on pop tarts. Turns out squidbillies are racist. While the rest of you jerked off to newgrounds, Ryan found a closet full of hustlers when he was a kid.

Continued discussion of Ryans weird bathing habits, minor league hockey fights, christian claims the internet is American and we should be giving praise. Christian defends the fact that Americans are drinking hand sanitizer by attacking Ryan personally. Lastly Christian has some interesting takes on a Canadian sexual assault victim.

Stevie has cat aids, Ryan still cant make eye contact, some log flumes are racists and A&E cant survive without poor people beating poorer people so other poor people can laugh.

Ryan has been double fisting joints dancing to disco music in the shower and its becoming a problem. Sometimes when Ryan shits it feels like he was shot in the asshole with a BB and doesn't see anything wrong with that. And finally we make uncomfortable eye contact while arguing about pubes.

Nick Cannon keeps bringing up Lenny Kravitz and now he has been fired from Viacom. Ryan has a bubbling wrist and Christian is a kleptomaniac. We close the show trying to get Ryan to make eye contact during sex.

Ryan starts the show by eating raw bacon and Christian introduces us to the world of GWAR and their giant bloody dicks. This week we have a big swinging international dick of the week where a man cross dresses for the greater good and Ryan interviews at the trail mix factory

Get ready for some banter. Covid-19 is now the Stank, Ryan is pulling pranks all the way from Canada by hiding Christians phone, people are dunking off rounds and Christian takes a hard anti bestiality stance.

Ryan is a bigot for not remembering a joke then Christian solves racism. We learn that sucking fucking and ducking is all that slugs do, so we put them in the simulation. Lastly we find out that Christian is a terrible person who makes his friends drink piss and puts his butt hairs on toothbrushes.