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Christian and I have officially started a new podcast called Welcome To An American. Mainly just a propaganda for truck nut for hats. Check out the new podcast on most places you get podcasts or on Clevernamepodcast.com. Then we talk about the big swinging dick of the week Dana White attempting to create a real life mortal kombat by taking all the fighters on the upcoming card to a remote island for cage fighting.

Would you watch a show where contestants are put in a room with no knowledge on how to win the game? Only rule is, first one to eat ass wins. Of course you wouldnt  watch that but let Christian try to convince you why this would be the greatest show of all time.

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Tony has finished up down the pipe and is here to teach us about how to be american again. Christian takes over for Tony and we cover everything from how sweet Tommy Lees hog is, to Micheal Rappaports lucrative Cameo career, President's grooming children, the npc in the simulation are are glitching out and much more on this episode of Welcome To An America

Id like to formally welcome you to an American. We have Christian here to tell us why Canada and all other countries are lesser than American. We deconstruct some Canadian conspiracies including Canada harboring Sasquatch and the Queen stealing kids.

Id like to formally welcome you to and American. In case you didnt know yet pizza is American. No one cares about pizza outside of American style pizza. Italy pretends it owns pizza but their pizza sucks ass and no one likes it. Also Canada doesnt know how to milk. Bagged milk is weird and Canada needs to accept it. Looking at boobs makes you live longer. Your welcome. If you want to know where the septic tank trucks bring your poop? well you have found the right podcast. You can thank us later.