We have to issue an apology to Mike from the Bass Grifters Podcast for outing him for supporting known child groomer Chris D'elia. Then we try to figure out whos country has the sexiest leader when we find the hottest pictures of Trump and Trudeau. Finally, we have a deep discussion about the importance of bangs and have a staring contest to fix Ryans eye contact problem.

The poop knife people must have hear our last episode and are dying to sponsor the show. We play what might be the greatest poop knife ad ever created. The we do some talking back and Ryan has to defend Canada's choice to dress like Santa in the supreme court and things get heated.

Dont you hate it when your shit is so big it wont flush? Is the fear of clogging toilets always in the back of your mind? Well no more! With the poop knife you simply mash that turd up until its in manageable chucks, easy for your toilet to handle. We talk about other stuff but the poop knife is really the meat and potatoes of this one.

This Clever Name Podcast/ Welcome to an American crossover episode is brought to you by Truck Nuts for Hats. Social distance circles have are spray painted in the parks of Canada. Christian is working on the incestual documentary we've all been waiting for. Plus Ryan reads a beautiful poem.

Smoking a piece of cigarette mixed with weed is a delicacy in Canada so Ryan goes through some of his fond childhood memories of smoking chunks of cigarettes though bongs. We look through some videos proving we are living in a simulation and a big swinging Canadian dick of the week.

Known front kick enthusiast Luke Rockhold is out kicking homeless people in the face again. We read the quotes from the interview where Luke brags about the devastating power he has in his legs. No meth fueled homeless woman has been able to handle his power so far but that wont stop Rockhold from defending his Bum fighting belt. Then we officially start the most important documentary in all of reality tv history and we check out the girl who was fired from her work for starting an only fans

Serious question. Would you rather eat a stick of deep fried butter or drink a vodka shot with a toe in it? We find out what the fuck is happening in the Yukon Canada where they have a tradition of drinking shots with toes in it. The debate that might break up the show is here on this weeks Welcome To An American

Christian thought it would be a good idea to torture Ryan for a good 3 hours by creating technical problem and blaming them on him. Once we discredit the claims that truck nuts for hats prevent corona virus, Ryan has an important PSA about jockage and changing your underwear regularly. Lastly we find out whats going on with louis ck new Comedy special.

Can you tell if someone is gay just by their face? Can you judge a book by its cover? We play the gay face game to find out. We are pretty sure Christian was molested as a kid but he isn't ready to talk about it. And finally have you have had the problem that your pants never show enough bush? Our new Deep V Jagger Cut Jeans show the right amount of pubes for any occasion.

Would you date miss Hitler? Not Eva Braun but the winner of the miss Hitler contest. What is she was really hot? Well you dont have to worry because shes not but she does exist. What would an episode of Welcome to an American be if we didnt talk about Dj paul from 36 mafias weird little arm. We do and its still weird. We are also introduced to Gary Jack. You dont wanna fuck with Gary Jack. You Have Been Warned.