Ryan's mustache is bordering on offensive and needs to be addressed. One of Christian fellow comedians from his home town has been arrested for some seriously fucked up crimes. Reading is completely unnecessary in Canada and that's why 50% of Canadians struggle with literacy. Christian thinks All Dressed chips are just mesquite BBQ chips sold to Canadians. And finally we try to find out when dicks are art. Can hard dicks be considered art? or is that only for soft dicks ?

Days after the siege on the capitol we try to find out who Q Shaman is and how did he get such an awesome outfit. Eating someone else's shit wont make you skinnier but may make you heathier. A man, on a quest to curb his opioid problem, injected boiled magic mushrooms into his arm. The Canadian Football League is a thing in Canada that no one other than Saskatchewan cares about. Lastly, Christian wants Ryan to sing him a song.

The town of Augusta Georgia is entirely funded by the Masters, billboards are put up to make sure you don't turn a blind eye to child trafficking and homeless people are getting less donations because people are using less physical money. Corpse Grinder visited Ryan's home town to destroy a 7/11 and threaten peoples lives and a guy does 2.4 million dollars of damage to ugly Mercedes mini vans. A woman put up a massive vagina statue in brazil and Christian wants to put a dick beside it for equality.

Ryan has grown a second lump in his wrist from his DIY wrist surgery and its made him revert to a grunge phase. American has the best New years celebration because everywhere else has crazy or dumb traditions. UFC fighters are paid so little to fight for our entertainment that they have to start only fans accounts and now Christian wants Ryan to start one to capture that twink market. Then we go over to clevernamepodcast.com to listen to Stitches song with Dan Bilzerian.

Its our last show before Christmas and we talk about our most traumatic childhood Christmas stories. Christian tries to find out why Ryan hates the holidays so much and we hear the debut the new hit single "Canadian Grinch". Ryan hates a away from home shits especially when their are pubes on the seat but doesn't mind a work jerk. Finally Ryan tires to defend his love of lifetime movies and c list horror movies.

George Washington had slave teeth and 1700's dental care was pretty lack luster. After last weeks discussion about watermelons being racist we try to find out the top racist foods. We've taken the most racist foods we can think of and ranked them from least to most racist. Conjoined twins can be sexy but is it ethical to sleep with one if the other doesn't want to? is one allowed to masterbate if the other doesn't want to? We answer all the hard hitting conjoined twin questions.

The Roo talk continues as a woman is mauled by a Kangaroo because she was wearing Sarah Jessica Parker perfume. We find the best place to purchase an exotics animal so we can get Christian his own roo. If you want to help Christian achieve his dream you can right here:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/get-christian-a-kangaroo?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

It is legal to own a kangaroo in South Carolina and it only costs about 3 grand. So it seems like Christian will be getting a roomate. Stitches got a new tattoo and it horrifying and incase you were planning on it, DONT buy bottled meat from PEI.

Christian is upset at people leaving bags of dog poop on their dog steps and Ryan tries to justify it. Trailer Park boys may be bigger in the US than it ever was in Canada. Ryan has keep track of all the weed that he smoked in the week, we take a look at the disturbing number. Finally Dr. Ryan MD performs a back ally cyst removal and we watch the video.

Ryan is going to start working his weekly weed smoking pie chart for next show. So next week we can break down how much weed Ryan smokes. The harsh winter of Canada hit over night and Ryan complains like an annoying Libertarian. Christian remembers the time that he pissed his pants on a strangers doorstep and we provide a PSA for Mothers against moose liking cars. Basketball was invented by a Canadian and there is a homeless encampment that you can watch live on youtube right now.