Ryan's growing both a 14 year old's mustache and a giant cyst  on his wrist. "wife Beater" Johnny Depp is racking up points for Christian in the celerity cancel pool and Mike Tyson used baby piss and a fake penis to pass drug tests. A statue Adele leaving her fat body is put up in and feminist are outraged plus a 91 year old woman teaches us you can survive by just eating plant soil.

The end of days in upon us, America is on the edge of a civil war and Ryan looks like Captain Marvel before he got powers. Ryan stayed up all night watching election coverage and Christian played video games while the world burns around him. Turn out not everyone should vote, especially Orange County Toby (OCT). We make a monumental deal where Ryan trades all of Canada for Colorado, New Mexico, Texas And Louisiana. Lastly, we remember playing games on newgrounds that were borderline rape.

Mike from Do You Have Time For Some Bullshit joins us this week and brings the autism test to find out once and for all where we land on the spectrum. Christian has racked up the first points in this seasons celebrity cancel pool. Then we have round two of the great alligator vs kangaroo debate and try to settle once and for all who would you rather fight a kangaroo or an alligator.

Its election season so we are forced to banter about politics but we've made a rule that no one can make any points. Trump is dancing to YMCA, 50 cent is irrelevant so he did some stuff, Richard Nixon thinks the bohemian grove is "the most faggety shit" he could ever imagine and people are booby trapping campaign sings. Finally make sure you buy a "Zamboni" brand ice resurfacer or Jimmy Zamboni might make you have an "accident".

Christian and Ryan have very different opinions on their favorite holidays. Christian loves Christmas and Halloween and Ryan doesn't like any of them and hates fun. Ryan has been living the lyrics of limp biskits "Break Stuff" his whole life because he was told he would never amount to anything. We watch a medical professional smash a wrist cyst with a children's bible and we find out what Ryan ate this week. Lastly we pose the age old question, would you rather fight an jacked kangaroo or an alligator.

Christian and the the lumpy hand from no funland talk about the joys of playing badminton and how much money would have to fall into a porta-potty where you'd have to fish it out. We find out what Ryan drinks in a week and the results are very strange. Kanye West has been pissing on Grammys and posting it on twitter, takashi 69 overdosed on diet pills and Joe Exotic's dick pump will be on display soon.

Ryan has anime hair that defies gravity and the great drum debate is started. Christian hates drum solos and we try to determine if Neil Peart was an over rated drummer. Ryan and Christian finally agree on something and its that Dana White is taking oil baron money and selling tickets tickets to the fights on Fight Island. We go over our picks from the Celebrity Cancel Pool that happened last weekend. Apparently kids lives matters is a thing and they have some weird commercials.

If this is your first episode then you should probably listen to another one first. Christian explains why thinking about sex swings in the shower is normal. UFC fighter Mike Perry chokes him self out to make him stronger. Coming soon a deep look into Dan Bilzerian. Then we find out once and for all what old lady Christian wants to bone if its not Joan Rivers. Finally, The 2020 Celerity Cancel Pool is almost here. We go over some of our top prospects and let everyone know how they can join in on the fun.

Christian is joining us from his trash kingdom and also has early onset Alzheimer's. Ryan is taken to court to defend the fact he sexualizes everything we talk about. Video games are probably going to get canceled because of racism. We set a date for the 2020 Celebrity Cancel Pool Draft, September 27th live on Youtube Twitch and Clevernamepodcast.com. And Christian is a terrible son.

Christian was just mouth raped by a dentist so we delayed the live show by a day. Ryan had a fish hook removed from his foot that has under his carpet when he was a kid. Then Christian spent our advertising budget on a commercial with Matthew Mcconaughey. Ryan says that Joan Rivers was one of the most fuckable 70 year olds and poses the question "Who is the most fuckable 70 year old". Then I dont know what happens from there its all kinda a blur.