Welcome To An American

7:56 Technical difficulties up until about here. 8:33 Being a pedophile in 2021 is much easier than back in the day. 13:12 A guy runs a horse an buggy company in Nova Scotia and its not who your picturing. 21:54 Lil Nas x puts out Satan shoes in response to the Jesus shoes that have already been released. 38:32 BigfootNado

0:40 Ed joins the podcast. 1:51 Ryan is getting complements on his mustache from a bunch of dudes. 9:06 Ryan cant say Massachusetts. 13:58 We find the starter provinces for Americans moving to Canada for the rest of the episode

1:52 Do you got time for some Bullshit podcast was a nightmare last weekend. 4:17 Christian get puked on while riding a roller coaster and Ryan goes to the worst six flags in America. 18:42 The final instalment of Starter States where we learn which state best to move when moving from another country. 42:50 St. Louis is trash. 56:46 Ryan eats a bananas all sexy like.

0:50 Christian is not a fan of Ryans mustache and old timey pipe combination. 8:35 Pipe smoking old man Ryan regales us with stories from his youth. 18:40 Ryans Dad looks like Howie Mandel. 20:28 When Christian pictures Ryan naked he pictures Christian Bale from The Machinist. 24:48 The forth week of finding out which states "Starter States". 33:24 a guy tries to sell Christian rocks in New Mexico and a guy tries to sell Ryan crack. 1:05:48 We learn about Freaknik in Atlanta.

1:00 Randy Newman intros the show. 10:37 Racist Randy Newman sings us a song about Liam Neeson. 16:14 Christian did a stand up set for the first time in a while and tries a new bit about step dad cum face. 24:08 We do our third installment of Stater States where find the best states to dip your toe in the water of the US of A. 31:38 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. 46:38 The 90s are back! Jnco pants, crime in New York and the Spin Doctors are making a come back. 1:02:06 Jimmy Page cumshot sound compilation. 1:14:56 Cleveland Rocks! Ohio

1:32 The Mouth of Sloth Travis joins us to for our Rush inspired 2112 listen through podcast. 6:52 We break down Ryans mustache and the sexual energy it brings to the show. 15:05 Christian and Travis perform their music in a virtual sex dungeon. 23:23 We have a new sponsor and Christian gets upset about it. 34:03 Part 2 of our 5 part series letting everyone know what states are starter states and which you should avoid. 1:23:11 Christian Is framed for murder.

1:15 Ryan has started a Vicks VapoRub huffing and its becoming a problem. 14:49 If you wanted to move the states which states are starter states and which ones should you avoid. For the next few weeks we will determine the best starter states. 42:23 How much Mexican bologna is too much to smuggle over the boarder and is it easier to smuggle a log or slices of Mexican Bologna. 52:36 Somebody stole the truck nuts for hats and its now selling truck nuts for crocs so we must take them down at all costs.

1:21 Oh Canada is a pretty lame national anthem and we give it an update. 5:31 We propose a super bowl where the best NFL team v.s. Tom Brady and a random group of middle aged ex high school football players. 12:37 Christian's friend Travis breaks peoples arms to keep them out of comedy. 22:12 We solved the mystery of who was SlapMaster69 from last week. 30:00 A significate spike in porn watching happened after the super bowl. 41:06 aunt Jemima changed its name so we look back on the logos from the past. 50:04 Christian has a "special" experience on a roller coaster.

2:10 Christian shames Ryan for eating "street meat" and driving to eat at food trucks. 6:07 Slapmaster69 somehow found Christian's real phone number and is sending him cryptic text messages. 8:51 Groundhog day lets us know that spring is coming early because one groundhog damned it. 18:29 Q shaman wants to testify against Trump in the impeachment trial but Ryan is a modern day Johnny Cochran. 26:06 Mike Perry wont say the n-word because Black History Month. 35:02 A UFC fighter dives head first into a frozen lake. 52:32 Slapmaster69 breaks Christian mentally

2:25 Biden lets everyone know that America is great and a lady who took a private jet to the capitol raid is looking to crowd fund her bail. 12:56 Ryan gets tested for Covid and the facility could not be more backwards. 19:05 South Carolina Garbage are having sex in public and peeing on vending machines across the USA. 28:07 Ryan introduces Christian to the song that best describes Ryans home land "In Canada" by Bj Snowden. 46:03 The hoverboard dentist debate is sparked when Ryan defends a dentist that uses a hoverboard while pulling teeth. 1:00:46 And finally in our ongoing fight to defend dick art, we read the story of a lady in Egypt who was criminally charged for making cakes with dicks on it.