7:56 Technical difficulties up until about here. 8:33 Being a pedophile in 2021 is much easier than back in the day.13:12 A guy runs a horse an buggy company in Nova Scotia and its not who your picturing. 21:54 Lil Nas x puts out Satan shoes in response to the Jesus shoes that have already been released. 38:32 BigfootNado

0:40 Ed joins the podcast. 1:51 Ryan is getting complements on his mustache from a bunch of dudes. 9:06 Ryan cant say Massachusetts. 13:58 We find the starter provinces for Americans moving to Canada for the rest of the episode

1:52 Do you got time for some Bullshit podcast was a nightmare last weekend. 4:17 Christian get puked on while riding a roller coaster and Ryan goes to the worst six flags in America. 18:42 The final installment of Starter States where we learn which state best to move when moving from another country. 42:50 St. Louis is trash. 56:46 Ryan eats a bananas all sexy like.

0:50 Christian is not a fan of Ryans mustache and old timey pipe combination. 8:35 Pipe smoking old man Ryan regales us with stories from his youth. 18:40 Ryans Dad looks like Howie Mandel. 20:28 When Christian pictures Ryan naked he pictures Christian Bale from The Machinist. 24:48 The forth week of finding out which states "Starter States". 33:24 a guy tries to sell Christian rocks in New Mexico and a guy tries to sell Ryan crack. 1:05:48 We learn about Freaknik in Atlanta.

1:00 Randy Newman intros the show. 10:37 Racist Randy Newman sings us a song about Liam Neeson. 16:14 Christian did a stand up for the first time in a while and tries a new bit about step dad cum face. 24:08 We do our third installment of Stater States where find the best states to dip your toe in the water of the US of A. 31:38 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. 46:38 The 90s are back! Jnco pants, crime in New York and the Spin Doctors. 1:02:06 Jimmy Page cumshot sound compilation. 1:14:56 Cleveland Rocks! Ohio

1:32 The Mouth of Sloth Travis joins us to for our Rush inspired 2112 listen through podcast. 6:52 We break down Ryans mustache and the sexual energy it brings to the show. 15:05 Christian and Travis perform their music in a virtual sex dungeon. 23:23 We have a new sponsor and Christian gets upset about it. 34:03 Part 2 of our 5 part series letting everyone know what states are starter states and which you should avoid. 1:23:11 Christian Is framed for murder.

1:15 Ryan has started a Vicks VapoRub huffing and its becoming a problem. 14:49 If you wanted to move the states which states are starter states and which ones should you avoid. For the next few weeks we will determine the best starter states. 42:23 How much Mexican bologna is too much to smuggle over the boarder and is it easier to smuggle a log or slices of Mexican Bologna. 52:36 Somebody stole the truck nuts for hats and its now selling truck nuts for crocs so we must take them down at all costs.

Oh Canada is a pretty lame national anthem and we give it an update. We propose a super bowl where the best NFL team v.s. Tom Brady and a team of middle aged ex football players. Christian's friend Travis breaks peoples arms to keep them out of comedy. We solved the mystery of who was SlapMaster69 from last week. A significate spike in porn watching happened after the super bowl. Aunt Jemima changed its name so we look back on the logos from the past. Christian shares his roller coaster experience.

2:10 Christian shames Ryan for eating "street meat" and driving to eat at food trucks. 6:07 Slapmaster69 somehow found Christian's real phone number and is sending him cryptic text messages. 8:51 Groundhog day lets us know that spring is coming early because one groundhog damned it. 18:29 Q shaman wants to testify against Trump in the impeachment trial but Ryan is a modern day Johnny Cochran. 35:02 A UFC fighter dives head first into a frozen lake. 52:32 Slapmaster69 breaks Christian mentally

12:56 Ryan gets tested for Covid and the facility could not be more backwards. 19:05 South Carolina Garbage are having sex in public and peeing on vending machines across the USA. 28:07 Ryan introduces Christian to the song that best describes Ryans home land "In Canada" by Bj Snowden. 46:03 A debate is sparked when Ryan defends a dentist that uses a hoverboard while pulling teeth. 1:00:46 we read the story of a lady in Egypt who was criminally charged for making cakes with dicks on it.