Oh Canada is a pretty lame national anthem and we give it an update. We propose a super bowl where the best NFL team v.s. Tom Brady and a team of middle aged ex football players. Christian's friend Travis breaks peoples arms to keep them out of comedy. We solved the mystery of who was SlapMaster69 from last week. A significate spike in porn watching happened after the super bowl. Aunt Jemima changed its name so we look back on the logos from the past. Christian shares his roller coaster experience.