Look, there's only one explanation - this had to be sweeps week.

Come on board for this contentious episode. We recorded late, after a frustrating day, and Teege is audibly sick of it.

But in the episode - we talk about storylines that could have been an entire season long, started, resolved, and forgotten, all in one episode. Haley proposes to Alison, she crashes in a plane, professes her love to Billy, and marries Haley in Mexico.

Kimberly somehow forces Sydney out of her apartment and moves into THE BUILDING SHE BLEW UP. Mama, this is wild.

Jo also hides inside a massive phone booth at the pool and Teege's orneriness detours us to determine if that was realistic.