Former MLB players vote for boyfriends on all 30 teams.  They call them Heart and Hustle Awards, but they totally use NCIB’s BF criteria.  We make a good showing with Pookie, Goldy, Salvy, Scooter, Spanky, and Alfalfa all making the cut. That’s Mookie Betts, Paul Goldschmidt, Salvador Perez and Scooter Gennett, for the uninitiated. Kiké Hernandez checks pitching off the bucket list, stands on the said bucket, and teases the Braves announcers for getting their MLB panties in a bunch. We have no choice but to discuss the twitter feeds of stupid high school boys, (Josh Hader, Sean Newcomb, and our formerly beloved Trea Turner) their apologies, and their possible paths to redemption. And love is in the air at Fanfest, and at the Hall of Fame induction in Cooperstown.