We have an all new special guest - the Boring undertaker herself comes on to discuss Melrose Place, and maybe, just maybe, confront Melrose Mary about the appropriate care of human cremains.

Also, we talk about all things Melrose Place. Matt's sexuality, his relationships with David and Alan, Sydney, Peter, Amanda, and everyone in between.

Look, we recorded this episode two weeks ago and I can't remember the plot details as I write it - but also Jane and Jo and Richard are fighting.