Clearly based on True Lies, this episode of Melrose Place appears to be the beginning of a two-episode etch-a-sketch getting ready for the season four finale.

The beauty queen drama has come to LA, with Peter taking the blame for Michael's shenanigans.

Kimberly is losing her grip on reality, conveniently right up against a season finale. Michael appears to be oblivious to the murder attempts from Betsy.

The most offensive scene of the entire series happens, with an on screen sexual assault that went on uncomfortably long.

Here we go, folks.