DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!

“Christmastime For Everyone” by David Bowie and Lemmy Killmeister Joel snatches Gary’s letter to SantaHow do the bois celebrate the holidays?Dave’s Christmastime tips!“Christmas Is The Season” by Rage Against The MachineDavid Bowie and Bing Crosby’s Christmas duetX-Factor’s Christmas marketing strategy Joel’s Apple Music Year in Review!When/where do you listen to music and why?“Two Little Boys On A Bed Wearing The Same Sweater” by Death Cab For CutieTegan and Sara, and listening to bands that are totally outside of your wheelhouseLive versions vs. studio versions of songsAurora and whaling/whining Scandanavian bandsDave’s Spotify 2019 Wrapped!Cromags vs. Cromags 2Hardcore vs. Metal: What’s the difference?NOFX: A band the whole family can enjoyMegadeth’s Irish faux pasThe Denny’s hardcore showDave’s top tracks of THE ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE?!“Sweet Davey Baby” by James TaylorDave is a closet Bon Jovi SUPERfan “Insect Nightmares” by The Lillingtons “I’m Your Artist of The Decade” by Tom WaitsDallas Noise Boi Meetup at Grungefest in January! The number 1 Christmas song of all time: “First Christmas” by Jesus Christ