In this episode, we embrace the goth lifestyle and go back to basics. That is to say, we read Dracula. Daily. Along with 25,000+ people. It's a long story, okay. Also My Chemical Romance is back and half the hosts are excited about this, and it's not the half you'd think. Sometimes the internet is just a vehicle to embrace your inner emo kid, and sometimes it's a vehicle to lose a lot of money in a crypto meltdown. These are definitely equivalent things.

Links

Your new pen pal, Jonathan Harker: https://draculadaily.substack.com/

Smash Mouth Owl City you get the point: https://techcrunch.com/2022/05/13/owl-city-all-star-smash-mouth-remix/

Dumb Cuneiform: https://dumbcuneiform.com/

Bad crypto guy already did bad crypto guy things: https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2022/05/11/usts-do-kwon-was-behind-earlier-failed-stablecoin-ex-terra-colleagues-say/

Wtf happened to crypto: https://www.wsj.com/articles/why-did-cryptocurrencies-terrausd-and-luna-unravel-stablecoin-price-crash-explained-11652462779

Cursed food squares: https://squareat.com/

Starbucks fursuit union organizer: https://www.vice.com/en/article/4awzmm/fired-by-starbucks-union-organizer-now-wears-his-fursuit-to-rallies

Babe wake up new MCR just dropped (like last week): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2kWUJkRvVs

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