This is a unique situation for us - a main-stay character is coming aboard with just enough background for Mary and I to speculate while simultaneously being someone we know nothing about.

So while Sydney and Kimberly both had some guest appearances before becoming a season regular, we both knew what to expect.

Sam? No clue.

So Mary and I are guessing - with our rival and threat to our podcast kingdom, Christopher, is here to tell us how close we are.