Preheat Oven To 444 Degrees Fadeheight

Listen to Ease My Mind, from Recess

While the oven preheats, set one Roma Tomato and one cucumber to the side

Take a picture.

Now, tell Bob & Larry You Love Them.

Now, listen to Terry, by Action Bronson.

What on earth, why ?!

2 reasons.

Oh God.

…

Did you forget??

NO! The first think was about—

Just ask me later, I'll tell you why.

Anyway.

Finley dice desired amount of cucumber.

(Tell Larry sorry. Laugh a little. Or cry—either one is fine. One chuckle/tear will do.

Take a bong rip. If you don't smoke...just shrug, and move onto the next step.

Oh, shit, I remember why we have to listen to action Bronson.

Cut to:

ACTION BRONSON: fuck, that's delicious.

Yes, it is.

What is this?

HOLY FUCK, CAN WE GET A—

Never mind.

—C O L L A B

Shutthefuckup.

Now, Smoke a girl Blunt.

Sprinkle the diced cucumber lightly with garlic pepper.

Refrigerate and chill.

Now, point knife directly at the tomato, stand back dramatically, and say—

EVIL MOBSTER: SAY HI TO LARRY!

Lol. Mmkay. Now.

Slice tomatoes, salt and pepper taste (or don't, but—)

But what?

Oh, nothing….

Refrigerate and chill.

Quarter and dice chicken (or desired protein).

But it's chicken.

I know, just—

In a small pan, season and grill chicken with ½ stalk of celery, parseley, and ½ Tablespoon of honey Dijon mustard

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