Along the highways and byways, there are quagmires wherever you look. The filthy bathroom in Hampton, New Hampshire. The police speed trap in Chicopee, Mass. And heck, there's an entire stretch of over 130 miles that couldn't be less friendly to our Tess.

Our journey to upstate New York begins. 

Rest stops between Portland, ME and Skaneateles, NY

On this road trip, I'll definitely be playing Eagle Eye in the car. It's a highway travel game I invented. The cost: $0.00. Put down your phone and play too: https://www.portlandrootsmedia.com/eagleeye

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