It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois!

“You Carved A Heart In A Tree” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes“I Wanna Be Sedated” by Bruce Springstein and The RamonesHarry Potter and the… I might be thinking of somebody else. True Rock & Roll Stories: Bruce Springstein in Gulf War II How the Bois spent their time offJoel’s big, expensive X-Mas present “A Donald Duck Costume For Christmas” by Joe Cocker, or possibly Dueling Bruce SpringsteinsWho actually likes their parents?! Dave, apPARENTly. Ozzy confronts his father with his life choices.Eddie Vedder learns the truth about his dad. David Bowie is a funky businessman. “Funky Business Bowie” by 80s David BowieDavid Bowie performs employee evaluations. “New Outfit” by David BowieActual recordings of David Bowie doing impressions of his contemporaries. Neil Young chooses to sing too high. “Space Oddity” by Neil Young and Sylvestor StaloneSylvestor Stalone meets Tim Armstrong from RancidStalone and Armstrong duetIggy Pop looks like…“Describing Iggy” by Iggy Pop“I’ve Got A Lust For Teeth” by Iggy PopDimebag Darrell’s big prank! KISS at Dimebag Darrell’s funeral.Dave loves fat drummers!Joel can’t remember his Ace Frehley impression. “Get The Abbott Brothers Out Of Hell” by KISS“Dimebag’s Doin’ Well” by KISS“Less Sex With Hot Women” by WeezerRivers Cuomo looks like…Gene Simmons looks like…The first Noise Boi Meetup is in our future and YOUR PAST! Are Dave and Joel still alive? Dave and Joel plan their extravagant funeral arrangements. Some Noise Bois sent us X-Mas presents!“Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Dueting Bruce Springsteins