An Am I The Asshat two-fer: for telling my girlfriend I told her so after one of her male friends tried to get with her and for eating the toppings off my boyfriend's pizza? Some parenting tips if you plan to bring a toddler to a Comic-Con. John Oliver shares his take on Mickey Mouse as a patent for the beloved character expires next year.

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