Dirt is a home for those who eat dirt, who take long naps in dirt, and mate, sloppy, in the dirt. As our bodies fall apart and our guts squish with painful gases, remember the dirt, a healthy place you will one day go. Have you considered how happy it will make your family?

Invocation

Psalm: “Rodney Has Sores”

Liturgical Reading: “We Wish You Were a Worm”

Concluding Prayer

The Story is born on a Tuesday, every Tuesday, and you better believe the next birth will be messsssssy.

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