Pottymouth proposes a school district-like snow day contingency plan for MLB rainouts. She nominates Yadier Molina, and Patti picks Cookie Carrasco, as their Roberto Clemente Award favorites. Patti’s shortstop boyfriends Francisco Lindor and Trevor Story are making history. Pottymouth questions MLB policy that allows Roberto Osuna, but not Robinson Cano, to play in the postseason. Jacob DeGrom, Max Scherzer, and Aaron Nola are in a dead heat for the NL Cy Young, possibles for the NL MVP, and yet none may make the playoffs. Can filmmaker and winery owner Francis Ford Coppola make women in baseball really happen? Patti relates some teaching moments from Section 408, and she and Pottymouth promise NO INFIGHTING a la Mariners and Tigers broadcasters.