Lord Snooty makes a welcome return to the grand residence of Sir Michael of Parry on Planet Porky and today the pair discuss statesmanship, health and safety then and now, whether it's better to be modest or a narcissist and taking life lessons from Lee Ryan. It's an episode full of self-love and (their own) reflection fresh from the fastest moving planet in the solar system. #PlanetPorky

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