Former adult film star Lisa Ann says NYPD officers dragged her out of comedian Matt Rife's show for using her phone. Lisa Ann says that it wasn't her, but does anyone believe her? Not to be outdone rapper Killer Mike is arrested for battery after winning 3 Grammy awards; Marilyn Manson will get community service for donating his DNA to the media.

Comedians Eric Tansey, Margaret Owen and Jay Darrell crack jokes about these D list celebrities' fall from whatever level of grace they had, and all the other jokeworthy stuff going on today.

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