Welcome back, stranger dangers! Get ready for talk of self-care, grooming and the surprisingly heat-resistant House of Wax (2005). Proper tent window flap etiquette, Paris's filmography and family tree confusion, ahoy! Join Colleen and Jill as they dig into all this and more with their freshly paraffined phalanges (zero of which were hacked off during the recording of this episode)! 

Yes, creeps, it's another book "vs." movie treat for your hear holes! Slide into your comfy cuffs and join Colleen and Jill as they discuss Jessie's not-so-comfy-cuffs and the pickle she's in thanks to Gerald's "game". While you're at it, you may want to consider overfeeding your dog(s) and setting out a shiny (or two) for the Moonlight Man on your water glass shelf. Enjoy! 

You may want to have some tap water blessed for this episode because simply running it through your Brita will not suffice! This episode Jill and Colleen backstroke their way through Mariano Baino's Dark Waters (1993). Although the ladies may not have followed the storyline on the whole, the episode is chock-full of their quasi understanding of the protagonist's backstory, discussion of colored contact pigment choices and critiques of a talented painter of the non-Bob Ross variety's works of art. Climb under your coziest burlap blankie and enjoy! 

You aren't completely over the holidays already are you, creeps? Best not be because it's Yule(tide) Lads time! Colleen and Jill sing their way through this episode with verses about Omi treats, Snow Worms and more. Drape your snowsuit by the fire (but not too close) and curl up for lore, laughs and elves as we round out the holidays spending time with Krampus and his many a'minion! Keep the fire roaring/happy holidays, stranger dangers! 

This time around is all about Creepshow! So many stories, so little time! Prop your feet up on your (Ch-ch-ch) Chia Pet ottoman (like Mr. Verrill would) and come along with us on a ride through 5 tales of terror and fun (including Ed Harris dancin' in Levis)! This episode Colleen and Jill compare notes on baked goods, beach action, close encounters of the meteor kind, furry/teeth-y creature revenge and uninvited insects. We'll also share some sound advice about watering your plants (if you dare) and not your electronics. Enjoy, strangers!