4th & Inches

Vero has been unstoppable in bringing you as many Dolphins Twitter guests as possible in recent weeks. The Inches & Company train keeps rolling today with @houtz as the guest, and will be pulling into the station again on Wednesday! You do not deserve this much content, but fuck it, here it is. 

The true Inches content has returned, as promised. Tone returned too, after a short break, and just in time, too. If you had a million years, you'd never guess what became the primary topic of today's show, which also featured GTH as a guest. There's only one way to find out who hid the garlic and why! Enjoy the show or a lemon!

After supporting the channel from the very beginning, Inches Queen and Secretary of State Jennifer FINALLY makes an appearance, as she drives home from a trip to some state that is rumored to be located near New York (Source Needed). Tune in for the butt stories, stay for the Tone and Mike bashing!

Vero and Tone got sick of waiting to see if Mike was still living on this planet, so for the first Inches release of the year, we have the fourth installment of Dolphins Smoke Sesh! Most of the time was spent discussing the Dolphins-sponsored downfall of the Patriots and Mike, as well as a bunch of other crap that you'll have to listen to find out about. Like always, this is an episode that you don't want to miss. Unless you're Mike. Who missed it. ----- Aside from that, Inches 2nd Season has been extended into the offseason, unlike last year when we took a 4 month break... So we'll definitely see you at least a few times before the Draft. Also, we got sick of being shadow banned by YouTube, so you can't get our shows there anymore. We're now down to only iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, and about 6 others. Other than that nothing changes. Get ready for a fun 2020.   

Season's Greetings, ya filthy animals! Whatever you celebrate, celebrate it with your favorite foul mouthed elves here on Inches. Quick recap of the Bengals game, and a look-ahead to the Patriots and beyond! Warm your peens and vajeens by the fire and chill with your boys on Episode 12, A Very Merry Shitsmas! 

The guys totally normally break down the previous game and look ahead to the next one, which is in no way suspicious or out of the ordinary, and you can't prove otherwise so why don't you cry about it. So that's all, just a regular-ass episode of the greatest #MiamiDolphins show to ever exist, that is quite simply unremarkable because it's completely and 100% normal.

The Miami Dolphins handed the Philadelphia Eagles their own asses on Sunday, and Gase's Jets are scheduled for the next beatdown. With Mike once again M.I.A. and possibly dead for real this time, the show must go on, so Tone and Vero go over what passed and what's to come. ------ The guys are looking for more out of DeVante Parker than just one huge game, but that huge game did lead to today's elite episode cover image. "DeBlunte Sparker" is now officially a thing. As freakin' usual, you heard it here first. ------ Be sure to leave us a rating or a comment, OR, know that Vero thinks you are unworthy of life, and that every breath you take is a lie and an affront to nature. (He thinks that either way TBH) 

That's it. That's the whole message. Brian Flores will literally beat your ass. Have a nice day. (S02E10)