5 Birds And A Mic

It's the final epsiode of the season! The birds are way too busy with the shop now, but they will be back sometime after peak season. And what an epsiode to go out on! This is the funniest and wildest one in a long time. Enjoy.

G is Snow White in her new p***y wagon, Timmy needs milking, Emma is a Sheff Sophia Loren in a Fellini film and Meg's muscles ache because of mashed potato.

No Emily this week so G takes the wheel of this increasingly wayward ship. The birds discuss which lockdown habits they will take with them back into real life, their levels of anxiety about going out again, and Meg reveals what crafty hobby she's started doing in her parents bedroom.

The birds are done with this, Emma is coming back from Italian ski heaven, G's done with Meghan Markle's bs and Meg's just stright up done with it all.

This week the birds perve on Rob, hate on Claudia Winkleman and Andrew gets triggered by Something Special.

Emma is really truely happy and ovulating, G's hair is having a Great day, and Meg's got a new car and the birds figure out the perfect nickname for it, because they're nice like that...

5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current affairs, to business, to motherhood. It's real, it's rude, sometimes it's really rude (..Georgina) put the kids to bed, pour a glass of red and have a giggle. Follow us on Instagram and Twitter

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Emily is missing the competition of netball so she's racing against her poo, Emma tells an hilarious story about her sweet baby girl and the girls go through Meg's jewellery box with savage and hilarious consequences.

They're flagging, we're all flagging, I went to put the eldest to bed last night and fell asleep at 7:30pm, woke up at 6am. Enough about me, Emma now has a dual aspect view of a snow covered castle and a vineyard, the bitch.

This one's a hall of famer, featuring: My favourite G rant ever, Emily's brand new dated tiles and Emma's dramatic nipples.

You know you've had a good new years when you wake up to a good old fashioned visit from some specialist carpet cleaners, Meg. Emily's in her bath and G's in her ready-made family, without the nasty pregnancy and whatnot. 5 Birds And A mic is a lifestyle/comedy podcast brought to you by the birds at Emily Bridal Wear; a bridal boutique in the heart of Sheffield, UK. They talk about everything from current affairs, to business, to motherhood. It's real, it's rude, sometimes it's really rude (..Georgina) put the kids to bed, pour a glass of red and have a giggle.