5 Breakfast

[BLANK] [BLANK] ON TEACHER EXPOSES NEAR ANARCHY AT PRIMARY SCHOOL.

So, we’ve just established that the world map most of us grew up with has been messing with our sense of scale.

Equal Earth doesn’t make Africa bigger; it just shows land masses in their correct relative proportions.

Which means we now need to find out how badly the old map has damaged this team. Nick is giving them two countries, continents or combinations. You tell me which one is actually bigger.

She was raised to inherit dry land while something blue kept calling her away, Carried the stolen heart of a goddess across dangerous water, And discovered leadership sometimes means leaving home to save it.

What happened on this day in history.

Every school election needs a campaign. Some people make posters. Some people hand out sweets. Some people promise better school spirit. And then there’s Koketso Bogashu from Hoërskool Jeugland, who somehow turned her campaign to become Head Girl for 2027 into one of the biggest things on South African social media this week.

The video she made with her best friend Lelo has now pulled in well over a million views on TikTok, another million-plus on X, and somehow even caught the attention of Missy Elliott, who jumped into the conversation saying she doesn’t know Koki, but she’s got the people rooting for her.

So naturally, we needed to meet the girl behind the campaign. Koketso Bogashu, welcome to 5 Breakfast.