5 Breakfast

Is Thabo signing into gym and leaving? Is Thabo actually showing up to gym and training or is there something else at play? Hamman went to investigate and we have the findings.

He talks like a man who swallowed a video store whole and came out quoting blood, vinyl and B-movies. Before becoming cinema’s high priest of stylish mayhem, he briefly appeared as a rhinestone copy of the King on a beloved old sitcom. Who is this fast-talking curator of chaos with side-hustle actor energy?” 

HEADLINE: Students allegedly threatened to expose teacher’s [BLANK] [BLANK] to get better grades.

People who have had blunders trying to make themselves look better. 

South Africa answered in force, with entries pouring in from artists, bands, producers, bedroom beatmakers, singer-songwriters, and plenty of people who heard the brief and knew exactly what to do.