“Captain Smitters and the Grumpy Bumpy Silly Dilly Poopy Doopy Day” is an animated and historically accurate pirate film. Starring Tom Hanks as Captain Smitters and Dame Judy Dench as a talking Monkey Poo. Coming Soon! rating: 82.3% Kathryn Bigelow directs “Thunder Cannon 7; This Cannon’s got Thunder!” Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus co-star in this young adult film about a cannon with thunder. Totally Duchess! And Jim is old. Coming Soon! rating: 88%