Produced by Simon Cowell and based on the newest dance craze’ “Trunkit” brings us the youngest Olson (Angela- 12/plays old) and Harry Stiles as two crazy kids who find commonality in dance. Coming Soon! rating: 75.3% New Segment: In “Spit Balling” we look back at a classic piece of film and uncover new facts about it. This week we look at “Citizen Kane”, which took 35 years to write.

Who doesn’t love Trump?! In this hastily released narrative drama Sam Neill stars as The Donald Trump with Emma Thompson as Hillary Clinton. Coming Soon! rating: 28.3% New Segment: “Coming Past!” In this new segment the crew looks at the history of horror films. It all started in a little Norwegian town in Germany….

“Here’s My Badge” is a buddy cop film that is a joyful, salty, and not for kids. Dame Judi Dench and Chris Rock star as friend/foe cops. Coming Soon! rating: 79% New Segment: “Come On My Script!” The gang analyzes an unmade film script called “The Sand Storm” by the much lauded writer, Bushwhack Thompson. He was paid $10,000,000 for it.

“Iron Man 4; Knife and Forth” stars Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man, Geoffrey Rush as Knife, and Paul Hogan. Bon Bon!! Did Wolverine know George Washington? “Coming Soon!” rating: 52.67% Jane Champion directs Paul Bethany and Cynthia Nixon in “Alexander Brown,Whistle!” “Alexander Brown ; Whistle?” “Alex Ander Brownwhistle” “Ale Xanderbrown Whistle.” “Coming Soon!” rating: 97.7%

Malcolm McDowell and Katy Perry (it was only a matter of time) co-star in “Shine Bright”; a film about an incestuous singing family. No one mention Lars Von Trier. Coming Soon! rating: 49.4% or 50 south “The Mongoose” is a recently rediscovered Hitchcock thriller smuggled out of MGM by a young Ben Kingsley. Marlon Brando, Jimmy Stewart, and Kate Hepburn star. Coming Soon! rating: 82.1%

Episode 12: “Serial House” is a lighthearted look at a house of serial killers living as roommates in a nice flat. Jeff Goldblum shines as Jack the Ripper. And Paul Hogan!!! Coming Soon! rating: 79.4% Samuel L. Jackson takes on a legend when he portrays Miles Davis’s trumpet in “Trumpet”. A look at the rights of inanimate objects personal feelings. Coming Soon! rating: 52.76%

Take a delicious educational journey “Deep Inside Diana”. This film features the acting talents of Kieran Culkin and Vanessa Hudgens (who’s having a Michael Fassbender year!) while exploring the amazing 100% true science of how a body works. Sponsored by KFC. Coming Soon! rating: 56.35% “When the Lonely Dark” is an American adaptation of the Swedish film of a kinda similar title. The entire film takes place in five minutes and the cast list reads like a who’s who of Hollywood and the Music Industry. (No Vanessa Hudgens) Coming Soon! rating: 39.66%

“Thomas the Tank Engine Takes his Time in Tahoe” is a reboot of the old “Thomas the Tank Engine” franchise and a tongue twister. The trains are ACTUALLY played by humans in this spy thriller! Including a surprise turn by Megan Fox. Coming Soon! rating: 82.31% A documentary about a guy delivering mail, “Going Postal” is a film. A film narrated by Michael Caine. Just a guy delivering post. He talks to some people and stuff. Coming Soon! rating: 69.67%

Paul Hogan plays the title character in “(Chortle’s Little Bus)”, the story of a man who has to shorten his school bus when student enrollment drops (typical). Bill Cosby co-stars in this weird and violent movie (shame) and Graham sits in a corner with 2 birds in his bush. Coming Soon! rating: 70.96% Steven Spielberg directs, acts, and directs while acting in “Rock, Rock, the Boat”. A road trip film about a rock band set in a raft. George Clooney and a Tiger round out the cast. Coming Soon! rating: 58.76% Dirty Dancing rating: 99%

A new take on the classic con artist film, “Diamonds” stars Kristen Wiig and Denzel Day Washington. This film comes with it’s very own bingo card. Coming Soon! rating: 37.2% “Batman Begins; The Origin Story” is directed by Christopher Nolan and takes place a couple months before “Batman Begins”. The audience is finally allowed to see a Wayne plan a trip and an Alfred beat a young butler. Coming Soon! rating: 73.96%