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License To Kill (1989)

Category: 00 Hell Yeah 3/3

LD takes the boys down to Key West for one last martini in the Bond category. Bones opens up about his fear of sharks and ranks the Bond songs. Kron puts together his dream goon squad. The Dirty Dudes get into some serious ray discussion and LD talks Joker 2. All that and more...

-Crash & Burn 

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Moonraker (1979)

Category: 00 Hell Yeah 2/3

Kron takes 007 to the moon...kinda. The Dirty Dudes chat lasers and 007 porn parodies. LD tells a breast milk story. Bones gets really into ranking the Bonds. The guys come to the conclusion that Austin Powers might have nailed it and Kron is just a Moonraker guy. 

-Crash & Burn

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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Category: 00 Hell Yeah 1/3

Bones buttons up his tux, grabs his big martini and delivers 007 to 5DR. The Dirty Dudes chat about all the cool Bond knick knacks. LD gives driving advice for something his not qualified to talk about. The guys try to figure out how craps works. Kron hates Bond. Could 007 be the worst spy ever? Bond vs. MI and 1970's parents.

-Crash & Burn 

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The New York Ripper (1982) w/ Perk

Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 3/3

LD slices up the end of SPOOKY SEASON with the Ripper. The Dirty Dudes are joined by Perk to chat Fulci. The show spirals into puppets with receipts. Live from Bro York it's Saturday Night Bones. Jordan Peterson and Ripper Obama show up. Scooge McDuck might be rippin up bitches and we need to call in the Warriors. It's a wild finish to another great SPOOKY SEASON.

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-Crash & Squirm

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Killer Nun (1979)

Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 2/3

The Dirty Dudes light a candle for their Giallo journey. Bones brings in some naughty nuns to spice things up. Kron goes on about the science of chili nights, LD can't get over all the puffy breasts and Bones just wants a decent lamp to smash a skull with. Say some Hail Marys...because your going to need them this week. 

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Opera (1987)

Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 1/3

IT'S BACK...break out the pumpkin spiced condoms and fill that crockpot with chili. The dirty dudes travel to Italy for their first opera. Kron brings one of the godfathers of Giallo to the show along with a shit load of ravens. Bones may be rethinking the whole category and LD goes full Durtiz. It's one hell of a wait..what show. But that's GIALLO baby!!!

-Crash & Squirm 

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Arachnophobia (1990) 

Category: Cat vs. People 3/3

LD spins some webs with the last pick for the category. The dirty dudes talk about large sacks and what their last movie would be. Bones explains Crocodile Dundee to the people. Kron drops his boner jams and LD remembers the baby deer. Pour a glass of wine and listen to this episode...after Wheel or course. 

-Crash & Burn 

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Mega Ape (2023)

Category: Cat vs. People 2/3

Bones brings a giant ape attack to the store. The dirty dudes break themselves trying to make sense of the shortest movie in 5DR history. Kron's attention to detail can't be cracked. Who needs a timeline and lighting when you have CGI. LD makes a rare apology and don't forget to ration and pay the electric bill. 

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Uninvited (1988)

Category: Cat vs. People 1/3

Kron opens up animal attacks with a mucho fun cat attack. LD admits he just watched the thumbnails. Bones has the poison in his blood. The dirty dudes decide that anyone can drive a boat. Is it a cat in a cat or a rat in a cat? Get to the Caymans before Deal or No Deal starts because this episode is mucho good fun. 

-Crash & Burn 

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The Rage (1997)

Category: Wet Ass Busey 3/3

Son-of-a-Bitch! Bones is sick.  Dan’s internet hates him. Kron hates libraries, Goddammit. Get your custom made SLASHAT because The Dirty Dudes power through a new 5DR classic to finish off Wet Ass Busey. 

-Crash & Burn 

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