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5 Delusional Ways to Keep A Man
Love is sweet and straight up perfect yeah but are you trying to keep your man delusionally? Do not stress, I am here to help you. Now I will be giving you 5 ways to delusionally keep your man and trust me you won’t regret it.
Please note that delusional means; impressions that are contradicted by reality.
1. Food (2:13). I am in no way disputing that food is vital, I for one find it hard getting emotionally attached to a person that can’t cook, but please not that food is no secured way to keep your man.
2. Kids (4:30). YOU ARE A BIG CLOWN IF YOU THINK HE WILL STAY WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU GOT PREGNANT!!!!! Be wiser than that, now ‘even if’ he will stay around, do not risk it baby, babies are no longer ties to keep your man.
3. Ideologies (6:25). Do not change ALL your ideologies and beliefs for anyone. There is a place for change but do not let him doubt all your beliefs and ideologies, please take note of the ALL.
4. Overly Stressing (8:23). Do not come into their lives to ‘take control’. Relationships are all about trust and if you can’t trust them, do not date them and if the issue is you x your insecurities, then sit it out x do not get involved. Save yourself the stress x save them the stress too.
5. ‘Diamond Vagina’ (11:45). You are amazing and perfect the way you are and so is your vagina but please this is the shittest way to think you are keeping your man.
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5 Delusional Ways to Keep A Man
Love is sweet and straight up perfect yeah but are you trying to keep your man delusionally? Do not stress, I am here to help you. Now I will be giving you 5 ways to delusionally keep your man and trust me you won’t regret it.
Please note that delusional means; impressions that are contradicted by reality.
1. Food (2:13). I am in no way disputing that food is vital, I for one find it hard getting emotionally attached to a person that can’t cook, but please not that food is no secured way to keep your man.
2. Kids (4:30). YOU ARE A BIG CLOWN IF YOU THINK HE WILL STAY WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU GOT PREGNANT!!!!! Be wiser than that, now ‘even if’ he will stay around, do not risk it baby, babies are no longer ties to keep your man.
3. Ideologies (6:25). Do not change ALL your ideologies and beliefs for anyone. There is a place for change but do not let him doubt all your beliefs and ideologies, please take note of the ALL.
4. Overly Stressing (8:23). Do not come into their lives to ‘take control’. Relationships are all about trust and if you can’t trust them, do not date them and if the issue is you x your insecurities, then sit it out x do not get involved. Save yourself the stress x save them the stress too.
5. ‘Diamond Vagina’ (11:45). You are amazing and perfect the way you are and so is your vagina but please this is the shittest way to think you are keeping your man.