The boys faithfully report on the latest news surrounding the change in Chelsea ownership and share who they would like to see at the helm. Listen for the latest news on prospective investors including:
Elon Musk, Robert Kraft, Nancy Pelosi, and many more.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is satire and we cannot be sued

The boys faithfully report on the latest news surrounding the change in Chelsea ownership and share who they would like to see at the helm. Listen for the latest news on prospective investors including: Elon Musk, Robert Kraft, Nancy Pelosi, and many more. LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is satire and we cannot be sued

#5 | Our Dream Chelsea Ownership Consortium

Called the dumbest show in football for a reason, Faking Injuries is an irreverent, crowd-funded, Cayman-domiciled podcast on a mission to spread the gospel of European football in America. Noah and Charlie prefer to discuss fans with flares, the best butts dumptrucks in the Premier League, and the size of your owner’s bank account. However, their contracts also require them to scout players and track teams in obscure leagues, keep an eye on financial football news, and craft bets across Europe that usually fail. 

If you love European football (soccer) and having a laugh, go listen!

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Called the dumbest show in football for a reason, Faking Injuries is an irreverent, crowd-funded, Cayman-domiciled podcast on a mission to spread the gospel of European football in America. Noah and Charlie prefer to discuss fans with flares, the best butts dumptrucks in the Premier League, and the size of your owner’s bank account. However, their contracts also require them to scout players and track teams in obscure leagues, keep an eye on financial football news, and craft bets across Europe that usually fail. If you love European football (soccer) and having a laugh, go listen!

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