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Can you arrest? Please!!!

Tom calls his best friend and agrees with every ridiculous answer to “guess what?” One tiny lie quickly spirals into a completely unhinged story.

One celebrity, one fight and their entire fortune on the line. Listeners reveal whose bank account is worth catching hands for.

Dissh is giving parents two extra weeks of paid leave every year until their child turns 12. Great policy or a raw deal for child-free employees?

Some couples avoid conflict. Others secretly love the drama. Tom and Mtha ask whether a good argument can actually be part of the fun.

Three glasses. One contains vinegar. Tom and Mtha must take a sip, keep a straight face and convince everyone they drank something else.

The Waste Your Time Phone Line is back with another beautifully pointless call. This time, the mission is simple: ask for cake that maybe goes against the bakers morals

Comrades morning hits different. From dark-road spectators to nervous spouses, shuttles, water tables and early-morning chaos, we check in with the people living the race-day madness across KZN.

 Elon Musk is rich, weirdly fascinating, and somehow always in the news. We unpack the SpaceX hype, the money, and why the world can’t stop talking about him.

A wildly specific phone call, one strange request, and a pet parrot that may or may not be welcome. It’s pointless, awkward, and exactly the kind of time-wasting we love.