Are we turning into our mothers? Because we’re pretty sure Trader Joes sparkling wine in a can is just a wine cooler. Either way it’s delicious, and we make another holiday appropriate wreath for a mere $3!

Plus: how to crash a frat party when you look like a dad, fashion from our childhoods making a return, RIP Burt Reynolds, mental health, Jessye’s weird dreams, how safe the world isn’t for women, and how Tab’s mom has more friends than all of us combined!