Booze and Glues

Life has been pulling at us from both sides and we aren't sure if this is just a hiatus or just the last of this particular podcast, but don't worry, we are still friends and no one is dying (at the moment.) We sip some frosé and ponder the number of liquor stores we have, Area 51, personal space issues, life hacks, how cute babies turn into smelly teenagers, gift exchanges at work, and Brad making questionable choices. Join us for one last drink! 

We are drinking "Skinny Orange Bitches" (Orange Vanilla Coke Zero with whipped vodka-low cal and spray tan ready.) We talk landscaping projects, fashion cycles, woke men making attempts to understand the evolving menstrual game, drag queen makeup tutorials, cool dads drinking gin, live action Disney movies, American flag overalls, and using Home Alone warfare tactics in real life situations. At this point we've basically given up on making crafts during the recording, but Jes is working on the birch rounds backdrop for her faux mantel....join us!

Brad gets banned from Bevmo (and we're pretty certain it's not the first time he's been banned from an establishment.) We determine that the real "man- purses" are just the men we make carry all our stuff in their pockets. Plus, we face our mortality right alongside Tony Hawk and realize we are better off growing old in anonymity. 

This is not the Natty you remember from high school.  Summer brought the glory of strawberry lemonade beer that we were poised to hate but ended up loving. Plus we get into our love of Busy Phillips, body positivity, landscaping, and aggressive driving.

Tart red wine and grammatical correctness are a must and man buns need to go. Have you ever heard of trypophobia? Tab may be dead inside, but Jessye goes all the way to Amsterdam and eats chicken McNuggets-so who has the real problem? Plus we teach Brad how to "yes, and..."

We are drinking champagne and giving fashion advice for people who don't want to make decisions. Plus: smashing the Patriarchy, being a friend to breast feeding women, skipping leg day, a tamale dealer, and all the cool new things that the "kids" are saying.

Do you have resting scowl face? We do, and we're fine with it. Jessye is back from her international Special Olympics trip and has lots of stories and pictures with camels; Tab is gearing up for an epic yard sale; plus: window treatments, she-sheds, Conan O'Brien, and choosing cards for your spouse. Drink up! 

We revive a nearly extinct language from Boonville, CA thanks to a new delicious sour we are trying. Also, can you put your cat on the Keto diet? Plus: fertility, friends, word searches, childhood birthday parties, cribbage boards, she-sheds, and more!

Producer Brad has done something unforgettable-if not unforgivable-but may have hit upon a new business idea. It's time for Tab's annual biscotti bake, and an episode all about relationships and love, in all different forms.

 Financial advice for pro sports athletes. Gearing up for the Special Olympics World Games. Tab is becoming a "dog lady." Jes gets sucked in by Instagram ads. Teen starlets going bad. And more.